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[before lamps were invented]
moth: i've finished yet another novel. our empire is glorious and vast
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Yeah so a good header doesn’t hurt. I mean the moment you head it proper, you feel it’s a good one. Know what I mean love?
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Not now, lads
teapawt.net/EuropaLeague/status/10…
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Morning all. @TheSun would like to warn us all about the dangers of upskirting
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Thread of gifs from As seen on TV ads/infomercials because they’re literally so funny and underrated: – at Knoxville, TN
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Replying to @BrexitUnitedFC
Oh and if you get a spare minute when you’re not trying to get your Alsatian to suck you off could remove my face from your post please. I dont really wanna be the poster boy for your fucking vile and backward views. Ta. Good luck with the racism and shit.
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Those people desperate for a traditional blue passport will be upset to find the new one will still have a photo of a fuckwit inside them.
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This is the most devastating your mum joke ever teapawt.net/fastcompany/status/915…
Your mom’s love of cheap salmon may have paid for North Korea’s nukes buff.ly/2fTGhnO
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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that
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"do you have any pets"
[remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat
"what's his name"
[remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher
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HOORAY: We successfully long-lens a grieving wife and her 6yr old daughter in order to write a style guide to her look.
Boom! Journalism!






































