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Doug Haslam

@DougH

PR Pro @regancomm | @panmass rider vs Cancer https://teapawt.net/t.co/zf9V1UYL7o | https://teapawt.net/t.co/63uLRNu9ai | 2x New Yorker Caption Contest Winner | Archduke of the Dials

 Newton, MA
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Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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Surely you are not taking the NY Times to task here?
Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) profile pictureFrank Conniff@FrankConniffAug 12
Mainstream media is right: when a leftwing candidate loses an election by getting slightly less votes than her opponent, it means the progressive movement in America is dead.
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Boston Herald@bostonheraldAug 13
Nancy Frates: Pete’s mission moves forward 12 years after launching Ice Bucket Challenge bostonherald.com/2026/08/13/…
Nancy Frates: Pete’s mission moves forward 12 years after launching Ice Bucket Challenge

Nancy Frates: Pete’s mission moves forward 12 years after launching Ice Bucket Challenge

Nancy Frates: Pete’s mission moves forward 12 years after launching Ice Bucket Challenge

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Sorry to hear this-- he truly is a legend, a constant presence when my son played HS sports in the Bay State Conference.
Boston Herald (@bostonherald) profile pictureBoston Herald@bostonheraldJul 8
The Massachusetts high school sports community revered Boston Herald legend Danny Ventura, who died Tuesday at the age of 66. bostonherald.com/2026/07/08/…
High school sports community mourns loss of Herald legend Danny Ventura

High school sports community mourns loss of Herald legend Danny Ventura

The Massachusetts high school sports community revered Boston Herald legend Danny Ventura, who died Tuesday at the age of 66.

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I love The Onion – at Boston, MA
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
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Hottest country in the world!!!
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Twitter has been doged into an incoherent pile of garbage for the most part. But sometimes the commenters can still deliver when called upon – at Boston, MA
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Our nation and our people are worth fighting for.
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Pitchers are still allowed to hit! – at Manhattan, NY
Bartolo Colón (@BColon40) profile pictureBartolo Colón
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Let pitchers hit again.
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Replying to @iamjohnoliver
grok agreed with the video
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Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG_xWY…
Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver discusses how an already flawed Twitter got worse under...

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For music fans trying to figure out the difference between Goose and Geese, perhaps this will help – at Watertown, MA
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Checking back in- did it help?
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What better way to show American pride on the 250th anniversary of the revolution than by voting for the Concord Museum as a USA Today Best Small Town Museum! 10best.usatoday.com/awards/c… – at Springfield, MA
Concord Museum: 2026 USA TODAY 10BEST Readers' Choice Awards

Concord Museum: 2026 USA TODAY 10BEST Readers' Choice Awards

The town of Concord, Massachusetts, played a significant role in the American Revolutionary War and in the writings of Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau. Concord Museum presents the cultu...

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As an AP Calculus survivor, I am triggered by this
SKG (@sonukg4india) profile pictureSKG@sonukg4indiaJan 6
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I can’t believe this is a real advert.
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Your classic movie recommendation for today. Totally random of course – at Watertown, MA
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3x New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest winner! Wow. – at Boston, MA
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Last day to vote! – at Watertown, MA
Doug Haslam (@DougH) profile pictureDoug Haslam@DougH3 Dec 2025
Going for #3! Extremely flattered that my caption was chosen as a finalist in this week's @NewYorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Please vote if you are so moved! newyorker.com/cartoons/conte…
Cartoon Caption Contest

Cartoon Caption Contest

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Enter your submission for the latest caption-less cartoon, then rate other readers' captions, vote on finalists, and view the winner (it could be you!).

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Going for #3! Extremely flattered that my caption was chosen as a finalist in this week's @NewYorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Please vote if you are so moved! newyorker.com/cartoons/conte…
Cartoon Caption Contest

Cartoon Caption Contest

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Enter your submission for the latest caption-less cartoon, then rate other readers' captions, vote on finalists, and view the winner (it could be you!).

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Watching the @Giants vs @Patriots, and all I can think is, "One morning, when Mike Kafka woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into the Head Coach of the New York Giants" – at Watertown, MA
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