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Breaking: LSU head coach Brian Kelly was informed of the school's intention to dismiss him from his position today, per @PeteThamel.
The school is expected to inform the team of this development tonight. Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continue.
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Meanwhile the best kicker to ever touch the grass is unemployed smh
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team.
"He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that."
Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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Chiefs massage therapist: “is the pain more in your upper or lower back?”
Justin Tucker:
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Ken Rosenthal: “was it important to win one just to show you’re on this level?”
I’m so glad Taylor Walls laughed and told him it was disrespectful.
Rosenthal knows what he was asking.
We get it - the MLB media thinks the Brewers are amazing!
#RaysUp
Meanwhile the best kicker to ever touch the grass is unemployed smh
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team.
"He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that."
Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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"He's put in a lot of work."
-Coach Campbell on Kerby Joseph returning to practice
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According to Packer fans, only two results can occur in a Packer game: Packers win, or refs screwed Green Bay.
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Utah student- “haha he will probably say something corny like Houston, we’ve got a problem!” (Pat McAfee is known for saying corny things which is fine and people love him for it)
Another Utah student- “haha love you Pat! Keep a shirt on!”
Pat McAfee-
I asked ESPN and Utah for comment about McAfee and the relationship with Utah moving forward.
This was ESPN's response. nytimes.com/athletic/7727393…
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If anyone was in doubt as to the quality of Moritz Seider, this shift vs McDavid just shows his strength and HockeyIQ. Tracked him the whole way and not only won the puck back, but took that pressure away. Brilliant play from our Deutsche warrior #LGRW
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Jordan Love averaged 10.2 air yards per attempt on Sunday
the deepest of any QB this week
but only 18% of his attempts gained 10+ yards
the lowest rate of any QB
and Love's early-down throws averaged 4.0 yards per attempt
the worst of any QB
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A student calls him corny and that somehow has something to do with Charlie Kirk ??
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Listening to @RicoBeard and @hatchetsprts just parrot everything Mike said today was infuriating. Never apologize for winning a divisional game.
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"I've got no sympathy. You made 8 game-altering mistakes, drops, missed chip shots."
@colincowherd isn't blaming the officiating for the Packers' loss to the Lions