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Vale of the Snake Women
Joined December 2024
This is important... Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it xitter.cf/Agent_Dutch/status/183…
Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women And also dinosaurs Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...
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I used a wireless mouse once in the mid-2010's, and this happened to me Never, NEVER AGAIN Now people look at me weird for having a wired setup when their crap is constantly dying Freaking normies
Play games with wired keyboard and mouse, guys
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Not a single keystroke
Philip K. Dick never wrote a word of fiction
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The vast majority of public housing is owned by drug dealers.
Philip K. Dick never wrote a word of fiction
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And every once in a while you'll run across retarded stuff like this It's great Someone was obviously on drugs or had a severe case of whimsy
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NOTE: This is an older game SAVES PLENTY AND OFTEN I just found out *I* can use the blacksmith hammer to repair my gear DO NOT DO THIS Reloaded save bc I wrecked my sword's durability Use the item on the blacksmith NOT LIKE THAT From the inventory
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YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT ALL THOSE FERNS I SAW IN THE CAVES CAN ACTUALLY BE USED?! AND THEY CURE POISON?! THIS GAME RULES
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I just read the book it was nothing like the movie.
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So Arx Fatalis is super fun Ultima Underworld spiritual successor, and it shows The rune system, combat, the world This is very much Arkane going "Let's do Ultima Underworld, but in 3D and we'll make up our own story and world Limited inventory is a pain tho
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Pippa Fights a Dinosaur Credits: @HH_anim
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Either people raising their hands during Mass like that's not the Priest's job and we shouldn't be doing that or women showing up looking like escorts Even worse when they're very young and obviously with their parents
Catholic to Catholic: What’s your biggest pet peeve at Mass? Mine is people leaving right after Communion.
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Hag enthusiast theme song
fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom 2003
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Taking your kids trick or treating and realizing you’re at Hoe Math’s house.
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When you buy a double album for this hit song only to realize it’s the WORST SONG ON THE RECORD
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."⁠ ⁠ ⭐️ On October 23rd, 1995, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS released 'Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.'⁠
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Joshua Michael found an access token on Flock's public website. No login required. No authentication. Just sitting there. He downloaded Flock's entire database. 300,000 device locations. 170,000 cameras. 130,000 other hardware units. 27,000 acoustic detectors. Made a map. Published it September 23. The Senate held a hearing on Flock the same day. Cited Michael's research. Flock panicked. Sent a cease-and-desist. Used a brand-protection vendor called Doppel to claim trademark infringement. The map said it wasn't affiliated with Flock. Doppel didn't care. Michael's site went dark. Then Proton moved it to Swiss servers. Now it lives on protonmcp.org. Untouchable. Uncensorable. Hosted by an encryption company in a country that doesn't care what Flock wants. The irony is crystalline. Flock left an access token on the internet. Michael used it to download their own data. Published it. Flock tried to suppress it. Proton said suppressing it is suppressing information. Which is true. The map shows Flock has 150,000 more cameras than they publicly claimed. Shows acoustic detection units mapping human speech across the country. Shows which police departments have access to the whole network. Flock doesn't want that visible. So they tried trademark infringement. Which only worked until Proton decided transparency matters more than Flock's feelings. Now everyone can see exactly how many cameras are watching their car. Where they are. Which cops can see them. Michael warned Flock about the exposed token in November 2025. Flock ignored him. Then got mad when he used it. The surveillance company that claims to protect privacy just tried to suppress the only map showing how much they actually surveille. And failed.
‼️ Proton is hosting a map of 300,000+ Flock surveillance device locations that Flock tried to get taken down. Researcher Joshua Michael says he pulled them from Flock's own systems via a token left open to anyone. Proton calls the takedown "an attempt to suppress information."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is the correct link: proton.me/flock-camera-m…
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His work is a documentary of the period he was active in. Very important work, filtered through comedy. Now if he would just get his albums out there in vinyl. Off the Deep End has still never had a release in the format to this day.
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I really like how Weird Al is one of the most skilled musicians and lyricists in history, consistently releases banger albums, and just signs on to do voice acting in random cartoons cuz somebody asked him to Like, "Yeah, sure, I got 20 minutes for that, let's go"
Happy 67th birthday to the talented "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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Weird Al is very likely the best person in the entire music industry Which isn't a high bar, but He has maintained a level of whimsy and fun with his music that far too many people lack He's a jester, and committed to the bit God bless him for all he's done
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Me, to my employees, desperately trying to keep the mood up Thanking them for their hard work and the good job that they did, meanwhile the intrusive thoughts are trying their damndest to win Demonic influence, possibly Vade Retro Satana
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You guys are far holier than me I'm being groomed for site manager and it's looking like that's gonna happen relatively soon so please pray for me that I don't fuck it up and that I take care of all my people properly I don't want this, but I'm here I beg Prayers Please
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