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Vale of the Snake Women
Joined December 2024
Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Rule 1: The gun is always loaded. Rule 2: THE GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED.
Knocked them down today with my beautiful wife Heather! Happy opening day and good luck during rifle season Montanans.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
so apparently you guys liked the skeleton shield...
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
The vast majority of public housing is owned by drug dealers.
Philip K. Dick never wrote a word of fiction
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I just read the book it was nothing like the movie.
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Pippa Fights a Dinosaur Credits: @HH_anim
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Taking your kids trick or treating and realizing you’re at Hoe Math’s house.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
When you buy a double album for this hit song only to realize it’s the WORST SONG ON THE RECORD
revolvermag
@RevolvermagOct 23
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."⁠ ⁠ ⭐️ On October 23rd, 1995, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS released 'Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.'⁠
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Joshua Michael found an access token on Flock's public website. No login required. No authentication. Just sitting there. He downloaded Flock's entire database. 300,000 device locations. 170,000 cameras. 130,000 other hardware units. 27,000 acoustic detectors. Made a map. Published it September 23. The Senate held a hearing on Flock the same day. Cited Michael's research. Flock panicked. Sent a cease-and-desist. Used a brand-protection vendor called Doppel to claim trademark infringement. The map said it wasn't affiliated with Flock. Doppel didn't care. Michael's site went dark. Then Proton moved it to Swiss servers. Now it lives on protonmcp.org. Untouchable. Uncensorable. Hosted by an encryption company in a country that doesn't care what Flock wants. The irony is crystalline. Flock left an access token on the internet. Michael used it to download their own data. Published it. Flock tried to suppress it. Proton said suppressing it is suppressing information. Which is true. The map shows Flock has 150,000 more cameras than they publicly claimed. Shows acoustic detection units mapping human speech across the country. Shows which police departments have access to the whole network. Flock doesn't want that visible. So they tried trademark infringement. Which only worked until Proton decided transparency matters more than Flock's feelings. Now everyone can see exactly how many cameras are watching their car. Where they are. Which cops can see them. Michael warned Flock about the exposed token in November 2025. Flock ignored him. Then got mad when he used it. The surveillance company that claims to protect privacy just tried to suppress the only map showing how much they actually surveille. And failed.
‼️ Proton is hosting a map of 300,000+ Flock surveillance device locations that Flock tried to get taken down. Researcher Joshua Michael says he pulled them from Flock's own systems via a token left open to anyone. Proton calls the takedown "an attempt to suppress information."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is the correct link: proton.me/flock-camera-m…
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Replying to @Dutch_Agent
His work is a documentary of the period he was active in. Very important work, filtered through comedy. Now if he would just get his albums out there in vinyl. Off the Deep End has still never had a release in the format to this day.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Someone sent me a picture of them putting their feet into a bowl of my Gamersupps flavor for some reason. I just wanna say. Hey man. Stop that.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
No one ever sees my posts, but if this post finds you, my dad could use some prayer.
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BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST!!
Well we didn't start Toyotathon or Shark Week, to my knowledge, but they're Catholic holidays now
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Hardcover for Black Rifles & Dark Alley is finally available! Link in the reply
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Urgent prayers are needed for an anonymous woman who is bleeding during pregnancy.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Please pray for my grandson, he’s two weeks old and fighting for life. Please pray for little Winston Thank you
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Here comes the Crown Prince! All hail, your highness, Prince Pudding! 🎺
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STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES STUPID NEVER DIES
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
Dracula is also about why it's a bad idea to sell real estate to foreigners
“Dracula” is about overcoming the complete embodiment of evil and the complete inversion of God’s created order through the power of the cross. The archetype of the “vampire” is an inversion because he is undead rather than living, cannot be exposed to light, is parasitic rather than generative, and is often framed in the story as anti-Eucharistic. And spoiler alert, the good guys win. There are few stories more edifying for your soul than this classic horror novel.
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Dutchman_the_Agent retweeted
I remember when Dave Greene was like "give me recommendations for new stuff" and people recommended Cirsova, and he was like "No, it needs to be highbrow" Fuck Dave Greene and fuck Scott Greer, they deserve each other
"Shots fired" -Guy who refused to read stuff within the scene he considered "too low brow"
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