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Me: I can't decide if I want an omelette or french toast Server: oh you can get both! Me:
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One thing about those raggedy ass Republicans? They gonna hold the line each and every time. Democrats get Moderates vs. Progressives vs. Liberals vs. DSA Shits exhausting.
What isn’t lost on me is the CONSTANT Democrat infighting. Never fails. On time, every time! Just won a significant majority and not even a day later it’s all this rigamarole about Speaker and Senate Majority Leader. Petitions and signatures and all this other carrying on.
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What isn’t lost on me is the CONSTANT Democrat infighting. Never fails. On time, every time! Just won a significant majority and not even a day later it’s all this rigamarole about Speaker and Senate Majority Leader. Petitions and signatures and all this other carrying on.
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Imagine this being the opening number to your show. Will never forget seeing this live.
Being a Beyoncé hater must be hard because imagine pretending to not gag at this
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One thing about it: Don’t serve me no nasty ass sweet potato casserole on Thanksgiving or any other holiday doe that matter. Ruining perfectly good sweet potato by putting marshmallows and pecans on ‘em 🤢
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if it’s up then it’s..lean retweeted
Anybody questioning why Tyler Perry is on Governor Bottoms’ transition team doesn’t know what a transition team does.
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My kinda carrying on. Cause stop being civil with folks who are uncivilized! Meet these hateful ass people right where they are.
Mehdi Hasan Confronts Nancy Mace Over Her Comments About Muslims — Then the Argument Turns Personal Mehdi Hasan: The idea that Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed support Sharia law is absurd. They’re more supportive of gay and transgender rights than Nancy Mace. And when Ivanka Trump wore a hijab in a mosque, I don’t remember Nancy Mace attacking her. When Donald Trump wore a kippah at a Jewish institution, she didn’t attack him either. This is about picking on Muslims to get votes. You also said every terrorist is Muslim. That’s simply not true. There are Hindu, Christian and Jewish terrorists too. Mehdi Hasan: You still haven’t explained why you support a woman in a Texas grocery store attacking two Muslim American women and telling them to leave the country. You also support banning Muslims from public office. This is all cynical election politics. Nancy Mace: For the first time in my life, I agree with Donald Trump. You’re an untrustworthy, nasty woman. Mehdi Hasan: Trump endorsed your opponent, and you put out an AI video pretending he endorsed you. Why did you do that? Nancy Mace: This is stupid. You’re trying to smear and defame me. I do not get drunk. Mehdi Hasan: I asked whether you were drunk when you posted the video. Your former communications director told New York Magazine that you had staff members buying alcohol for you during the workday. Nancy Mace: That’s not true. That never happened. Mehdi Hasan: I’m telling you what your former communications director said. Take it up with her. Nancy Mace: You’re making things up and smearing me. Mehdi Hasan: Donald Trump doesn’t like you, your former staff don’t like you, and Muslims don’t like you because of what you’ve said about us.
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The fact that this happened after opening service of the Holy Convocation of the Church of God In Christ 💀💀💀💀💀
Y’all please come get your aunties 😭
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Dear heart, you must be referring to your personal email cause you don’t even have a job no more. Beat it.
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of The House in January. And he’s not perfect or even that great at times but he has the support and the votes. Let’s move on to something else.
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Jenifer gonna get on that piano, hit them chords, a come up with a little song 😭😭😭
Jenifer Lewis has me HOLLERING
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Every single one!
AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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I know The View was CRAZY today. 😭😭😭
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A few things Democrats should address before they start going after folks: Start sensible and corrective messaging on the Big Beautiful Bill that’s going to go into effect. They def need to get in front of that. Address cost of living, inflations goods and services.
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if it’s up then it’s..lean retweeted
With 99% reporting, 43 votes in Mississippi was the impact to control the U.S. Senate—THIS is every vote matters‼️
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One thing Florida gonna always do? Shit the bed on elections 💀
Good morning to everyone but the low IQ and low information voters of Florida! 👋🏾😒
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Decision Desk HQ projects Abdul El-Sayed wins the MI US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 1:15 AM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Decision Desk HQ projects Letitia James wins the NY Attorney General General Election #DecisionMade: 12:36 AM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Don’t reach across shit!
i don’t wanna hear anything about it “reaching across the aisle,” they better clique it tf up in there and start ignoring their demented asses
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