@ESXIII
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Joined October 2015
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Got a new gigantor TV. Watched “Dreamboat Annie“ and Yanni’s Aria a million times already.
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If you think gas is expensive, try filling your tank up with DayQuil.
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I like the not very subtle threat being used to try to scare people into voting. “Who you vote for is secret. Whether you vote isn't. Your neighbors can look it up.” To which I reply “if you brushed your teeth this morning you can kiss my ass.”
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I’ve started saying “as you wish” instead of “fine.” Same surrender, considerably more sword.
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I bring a banjo player with me whenever I go out in case I get into a bar fight
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At first, you may get excited when you find a soft pretzel on the floor of the men’s bathroom at the sports bar, but trust me, you do not want to eat it.
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What happens in Vegas rarely stays in Vegas, but it’s a nice idea.
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The plural of “seal” is “seals,” but the plural of “walrus” is “the Seven Walruses of Revelation.”
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It's a good thing that I have never been given access to an arena's t-shirt cannon because I would aim for people no more than six feet away from me who aren't paying attention.
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In my experience, someone who uses another person's email account to conduct adult business is a loser sui generis.
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"Somali Fraud" would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.
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At a sci-fi convention Me: Piccard Mons on Pluto is not named for Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek: The Next Generation." It's named for Swiss physicist Auguste Piccard. The spelling gives it away. Patrick Stewart: Security!
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Thinking about becoming a drifter who plays a harmonica but I will pronounce it "harmoni-kai."
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Specimens. My goodness how fortunate.
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Upon reflection
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X is the digital equivalent. To CB radios of yore. Replied all I could. Good Buddy. 10-4.
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Good summary
Mayor Spookdog 🎃@MayorHonkdogOct 18
My cursory knowledge of French politics is that they have universal pensions they can't afford so they let in a lot of young Muslims hoping they'd pay payroll taxes and that was dumb and everything is burning.
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The government clerk doesn't seem to believe that another government clerk would do something like that and you start to wonder how many days of automated hold time apologies will follow
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I just deleted a tweet because I realized it could be interpreted as pro-Lionel Richie.
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The only plot is the one you brought.
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