Choir nerd, theater nerd, gaming nerd. Host of @DearDmPodcast, and Percival in Vox Machina: an Exandrian Musical. He/Him. (Header by Izzymatic-Art)
Oregon, USA
Joined January 2012
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When you order a pizza you've become an NPC because you've just given an adventurer a fetch quest with promise of coin upon completion. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Hey yall, so I've been in radio silence --BUT-- Tonight I'm playing #DND in a charity stream with @Roll4Change to raise money for Geeks of Grandeur, which brings much needed fun to kids in hospitals.
I'm on at 6pst, but it's already started so hop in! Twitch.tv/roll4change
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You can blame @metzger_katie for this. And I quote: "I'm listening to Hadestown and just pictured Taliesin playing a raven skull and suit adorned Hades and now you must suffer with me."
I couldn't help myself.
@executivegoth #hadestown #criticalrole
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YALL ITS OCTOBER EVERYONE GO WATCH OVER THE GARDEN WALL – at California, USA
Someone asked me what life is like since I moved from Oregon down to SoCal-- but today it rained a little bit and I was a failure as a person, so really not much has changed at all.
Fuck I miss making things. I havent done anything creative in months, and even when I've had rare stretches of free time, I have zero functional motivation.
How much for someone to erase "Hold me closer Tony Danza" from my brain so I can listen to Elton John like a normal person again
Desk is built, and with my next trick I will turn this overly expensive pile of boxes into a machine that will finally allow me to be productive again (also vidjya games)
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Her: remember Jimmy Neutron?
Me: yeah, but I haven't seen it in years
Her: what was the super hero the nerdy kid loved?
Me: ultra lord, and his name was Sheen
Her: yes, thank you. When's my birthday?
Me:
Her: when's my birthday Kyle
Me:
Me: happy b-
Her: it was yesterday
Collins 2020: I'll bring some bacon and eggs I need to get rid of
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Jeff Goldblum was at the LARP I attend...
My world gets weirder and weirder.
(Yes, he Larped with us)
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A reminder that there's a new #CriticalRole Crack today!!! With no new Critical Role today, it seemed like the perfect time to finish it up! Upload is expected to be at 10pm EST, when Critical Role would air!!!
Apparently the pizza tweet is going around again 'cause I keep getting folks sending me all the places it pops up, and I am reminded that this truly will be my legacy.
