2025/26 Premier League champions | Member of Dark Arts FC

Valhalla
Joined May 2012
Life is not measured by time. It is measured by moments. There is a limit to how much you can embrace a moment. But there is no limit to how much you can appreciate it.- Armin Houman
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
venüs + merkür retrolu dolunay be like
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Jail😭
Imagine seeing your lawyer tweeting stuff like anaku rasu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state. My name is Neymar Jr and I play for Santos FC
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I feel asleep before my timer last night and I have to listen to a whole new chapter on audible 😭
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Please get addicted to believing you will get a better job.
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I think I’m fun in general but it’s the random silence you just have to endure.
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i live in constant fear of being asked to share a "fun fact about me"
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jude bellingham next week
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Currently searching for a knee length boot with a chunky heel that fits my chunky calves and knees . Nothing more than 3 inches.
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no me puede gustar tanto tomar vino de verdad en otra vida fui cristo
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1.3 TRILLION erased from the Chinese stock market today 📉
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Hmmm following 😟
The diasporification of Lagos fashion week
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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I see why he’s a baby daddy 😭
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Omg that kiwi kwa hairline is worse than the pimple 😭
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I had my hair in a sleek back and the sun forced me to wear a cap, forehead was burning 😭
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"doesn't even know if he is coming or going" ... Saa hio umevaa suti ukiwa client meeting na hawajui hivi ndio wanakuongelea huko mtandaoni
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Naona darkskins tumeanza kukubalishwa mezani🤣🤣recession indicator mamae
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Been saying for years, the Socrates award is the only one that matters. Theres no bigger honour in football
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