2025/26 Premier League champions | Member of Dark Arts FC

Valhalla
Joined May 2012
Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
halloween costume idea, i’m your husband who is obsessed and loves you very much
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
venüs + merkür retrolu dolunay be like
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state. My name is Neymar Jr and I play for Santos FC
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Please get addicted to believing you will get a better job.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
I think I’m fun in general but it’s the random silence you just have to endure.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
i live in constant fear of being asked to share a "fun fact about me"
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
jude bellingham next week
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
1.3 TRILLION erased from the Chinese stock market today 📉
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
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Been saying for years, the Socrates award is the only one that matters. Theres no bigger honour in football
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Yes David raya I know you were world class every game for 60+ games, won the prem, UCL final, carabao final etc etc but Unai Simon was good for 8 games!!
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
eles aprendendo a fazer meme Agora nós temos que aprender com eles a queimar carros 🥹🤏🏾
Lula MON PRÉSIDENT (je suis français).
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
il est habillé comme un IPhone 18
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"meu voto não faz diferença"
simplesmente 7 VOTOS separando Lula de Flávio Bolsonaro em Minas Gerais
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пасіба нетфліксу за некрасіву сукню і за те, що вчергове пересерли концепт різностатевої дружби, щоб було про що зняти ще сезон
"I want to look... devastating."
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Edzil Saliba Timber retweeted
the french.
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
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