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A real dumb-dumb.

New York City, NY
Joined October 2011
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Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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Computa, make me feel love for my children
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incredible ads are happening on Facebook dot com
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“Native Texan” who hasn’t heard of Thomas J. Henry
Texan here. Never heard of this guy. This is not the kind of thing that influences rural voters.
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world of warcraft videos on youtube be like "which race is best"
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This shit is gonna make us lose the midterms
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy rips Shane Gillis "SNL" monologue as misogynistic. 🎥: Instagram/instadanjlevy
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“if I were you” i’m not even me dawg
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hearing molly the animatronic bird's the guest on this week's soo true with caleb hearon
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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she would make an incredible Molly Shannon character
#TXPol: "I'm Texas Senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and turns out, I have some ... I'm voting for the Republican ticket on November 3rd." Texas PAC is up with a new ad featuring Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's estranged wife.
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I just know he had Gushers in his lunchbox every day
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Getting me back into my lapsed Catholicism by declaring a Holy War on the machines.
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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[Kid Cudi voice] Day and night. The lonely stoner prays his tits are sitting right.
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Roger Sterling at a client dinner: So then I said "You're scared of one gorilla? Try two ex-wives!" *clients laugh* Don Draper, having a vivid flashback to when he watched a gorilla kill his father during The Great Depression: excuse me...
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Just checking the till here, Mark, and it seems you’re short a couple of wars.
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
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Phoebe Bridgers photographed by me last night in Philly
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Ken Paxton sparks outrage by defending short sentence for child sex predator “The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.”
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nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Can we talk about that time iCarly spoofed a scene from The Wire
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