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🖤 Nkarbie 🩷

@ElMandlo

Cars|Sunsets|Flowers|Poetry| and sometimes Tomfoolery

Joined January 2017
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I'm gonna start a thread where I see a tweet that absolutely makes no sense at first glance but once you open comments you realize there's a whole world out there.
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Ko Fitzgerald aitaura nebhebhi rake while also addressing the nation?
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Town centre hausi kuiziva iwewe
King Tanya🤴🏻 (@King_Tanyah) profile pictureKing Tanya🤴🏻
@King_Tanyah7h
I think Old Mutual ikangofunga vanhu vakauya ne idea ye HighGlen shopping center vanombofunga kuvatsvaga and fire them again🤣🤣
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cyrus (@echotho) profile picture
cyrus@echotho4h
twitter mutuals are so funny because i'll know about your breakup, your exams and your family drama but wouldn't recognize you at a grocery store.
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Same way other caramel is brown,cream and caramel .
Ada is a girl💗 (@faveda12) profile pictureAda is a girl💗
@faveda1212h
Caramel skin is the hardest to maintain, tomorrow you’re very light skinned, the next you’re very dark 😭
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your babyy ❤️🦋 (@Veryweirdgirl_) profile picture
your babyy ❤️🦋@Veryweirdgirl_Nov 10
Even if you stay away from dating, when you eventually put yourself out there again, someone will still break your heart. So just date. If you die, you die.
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Ziripa ♡ (@MissFidibo) profile picture
Ziripa ♡@MissFidibo2h
Ndine 15 dowla yakangomirira kudyiwa. Being wealthy is nice
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uBHEBHE🇿🇦 (@nokwandamhlong0) profile picture
uBHEBHE🇿🇦
@nokwandamhlong0Nov 10
The sad part is, I know exactly whose arms I want to be in, but the feeling isn’t mutual💔
Kay-Shap🍸 (@wildinbaybee) profile pictureKay-Shap🍸@wildinbaybeeNov 10
I honestly want to be held so softly and so tenderly so. With some forehead kisses
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Barquitus 🛻💨 (@elputamadr3) profile picture
Barquitus 🛻💨@elputamadr321h
Real lovers are scary man lmao they don’t sip, they chug. No hesi. Even after getting burnt, every new situation approached with a fresh set of eyes
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Hapana washeni isingaome
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🖤 Nkarbie 🩷 (@ElMandlo) profile picture🖤 Nkarbie 🩷@ElMandlo13h
Expecting someone important today. Kinda nervous🤭
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Spooky Vaccine Ghoul (@MaraAltEra) profile picture
Spooky Vaccine Ghoul@MaraAltEra19h
Don’t get attached
Harry Fisher (@harryfisherEMTP) profile pictureHarry Fisher
@harryfisherEMTPNov 10
Our daughter will be born at the end of December. My wife is fully on board with no vaccinations, thankfully. But she did ask me if we should allow the vitamin K shot? I don’t believe it’s necessary and it can cause harm. Would appreciate yalls opinion God bless
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G22 chii? Ndoda nyaya chero dzekumaraini.
nom nom 🎀 (@__samosaaaa__) profile picturenom nom 🎀@__samosaaaa__Nov 10
Today, a pregnant woman walked into the hospital. Can you guess her gravida? G22. She’s just 26 years old. Apparently, her husband had asked her to abort 20 times. I was so shocked that I couldn’t process it for a good five minutes.
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Big Michael (@Beth_Jdv) profile picture
Big Michael@Beth_Jdv8h
Sometimes you just gotta observe, let out a deep heavy sigh and go about your life.
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Hanzi ibva ipapo😭😭😭😭😭
♌goddess👑 (@Fadzeym) profile picture♌goddess👑@Fadzeym22h
Don’t do it 😩
Image from ♌goddess👑 (@Fadzeym)
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Expecting someone important today. Kinda nervous🤭
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Mrs Investor
Mo🎀 (@MongiwaBekekile) profile pictureMo🎀@MongiwaBekekileNov 10
Before ngipost my new man I want y’all to know ukuthi amachina lawo ngabantu ok👍🏼
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Ms. Taylor 🌻 (@thelollytaylor) profile picture
Ms. Taylor 🌻@thelollytaylorNov 10
Say less! Me and camera will be ready again!!!
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Image from Ms. Taylor 🌻 (@thelollytaylor)
Unplugged Zimbabwe (@UnpluggedZim) profile pictureUnplugged Zimbabwe@UnpluggedZimNov 10
This is it. This is the announcement you’ve been waiting for. We honestly can’t wait for you to see this LIVE on the 20th of December. 🌺👨🏿‍🍳 📅 Sunday, 20 December 2026 ⏰ 1PM – 10PM 📍 First Capital Bank Sports Club 🎟️ Tickets: unpluggedzim.com | Med Orange Pharmacies | Luxe Linen Branches 🍾 $10 corkage per cooler box | No re-entry
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Kiarie@KiarieWaNjengaNov 10
My whole timeline "So easy…just copy it, paste it into any WhatsApp chat, tap on it, then generate the sticker."
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Kawthar Ahmed (@kawtharrrr_) profile picture
Kawthar Ahmed@kawtharrrr_Nov 10
Crazy how you can be deeply sad about certain parts of your life and still feel an enormous amount of love for the life you've created
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Thank you FonCity 🤞🏽
🍉Rushé 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 (@Rushe_C) profile picture🍉Rushé 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩@Rushe_CJun 18
I need a lamza so deep that I walk away light headed.
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Joinai mobuda musati manyura. It's not like it's stocks and bonds
Li (@lucky_lillian) profile pictureLi@lucky_lillianNov 10
“I love you” in November and December? That’s a pyramid scheme.
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