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ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outdoors. Blue has a backpack with a pink blanked rolled up at the top, while Green is carrying a basket. Narration: These are "the good old days". The foxes pause as Green sees mushrooms growing before them. Narration: The times we'll one day look back to with nostalgia. A moment later, at a campsite, Blue is building a fire while Green is on the background, foraging for mushrooms, diving into the undergrowth like a dabbling duck. The bedroll blanket has been placed on top of a log to make a comfortable seat. Narration: I don't know what the future may bring The foxes sit on the blanket on the log as they sit by the fire, cooking the freshly picked mushrooms that Green just picked. Narration: I'll be happy just knowing I didn't take this time for granted.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are watching TV from a laptop, while cuddled together in a blanket. Character on the TV: There's no time! We need to do a field transfusion! Blue: Just out of curiosity, what's your blood type? Green: B+, I'm obnoxiously optimistic to the core. What's yours? Blue: 0+ I think. Green: Yeah, that sounds like you. Blue: What do you mean? Green: Can and will help anyone, but really picky about who can help you.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around to see Green arrive to the scene wearing a towel on his head, still slightly wet around the edges. Blue is overcome with love. Green: Shower fresh! Blue dashes towards Green, who halts him. Blue: Affection! Green: No! No touchy. Blue pauses, hovering in mid-air as Green elaborates. Green: I am covered in lotion. Bue flops down onto the floor in disappointment. Blue: Oh, how cruel is life.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green arrives at the scene, finding Blue neck deep in a hole. Green: Do you need help? Blue: I'm ok, I'm just in a hole. Green: Do you need help getting out of there? Blue looks around himself nonchalantly as Green sits down. Blue: No, I can get out just fine, once I figure out how. Blue and Green frown at each other. Green: Don't make me come down there. Blue: But then we're both stuck.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk, looking up at an unseen bird. Green: Hey look, isn't that the bird The bird, interrupting: KRÄÄK KRÄÄK Green stops talking, frowning at the bird. The bird instantly stop cawing. As soon as Green continues, the bird interrupts him again. Green: Anyway, as I was saying The bird, interrupting again: KRÄÄK KRÄÄK KRÄÄK Green frowns at the bird again as it contines cawing over him. Green: Can you please just let me The interrupting bird: KRÄÄK KRÄÄK KRÄÄK Blue: Clearly not.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are reading a book as an old, withered potted pointsettia appears on the scene. Potted plant: Ahem! The foxes look at the flower, startled, as it addresses them. Potted plant: I am Cuetlaxōchitl, the ghost of christmas flower past! The foxes look at the flower, and somehow it looks back at them, in mutual disbelief. Green: You're early. Cuetlaxōchitl: What? The foxes are still staring at the plant, clutching the book, while the plant somehow slouches in disappointment. Blue: It's only october. Cuetlaxōchitl: Aw.
































