Just a Physicist trying to survive the apocalypse, ex-dancer 😔😔. Arsenal❤ AFC.
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DarklordJosh retweeted
Post covid 19 i went to ikoyi okoya estate living with my mum younger sister who works there. I rapport with some rich men children. They even love my vibes and hindsight when we are talking. Last last na security work one of them ask me to come and be doing in their estate.
DarklordJosh retweeted
"Bench Ronaldo"
Na your papa for score today na. Who has that positioning and accuracy he used to score the first and second goal.
Even Mendes' goal, the opponents were focused on Ronaldo that they didn't see Mendes coming. Even you watching was focused on Ronaldo.
DarklordJosh retweeted
Oh this morning, one woman saw the rest of us on a queue waiting for keke. She skipped the queue, jumped into one keke and started insulting the rest of us for queuing under the rain cause appaz we don't have places to be.
Anyway, the keke guy refused to leave till she got down.
DarklordJosh retweeted
My lecturer too 😭
Dr. Hammed: Why is everybody looking like this?
Us: We’re hungry and tired, sir.
Dr. Hammed: Count the number of students, order food, and send me the bill.
Ayomiposi quickly ordered Item 7 on Chowdeck. 😂
The food arrived in less than 30 minutes.
Dr. Hammed: You people didn’t buy water or drinks?
Us: Yes, sir.
Dr. Hammed: I’ll send another money for you guys to buy drinks.
Us: Thank you very much, sir.
We bought drinks, ate our food, and continued with the class.
Suddenly, the class became lively. Everybody was happy, including Dr. Hammed. 😂
DarklordJosh retweeted
Lecturer: Have you eaten?
Class: No sir.
Lecturer: Count the number of students in class, use this money and get something for everyone.
Dr. Igwe, God bless you. 😭
In all my years in school, this is the first time I've seen a lecturer do something like this.
DarklordJosh retweeted
Word on the streets is that A bomb was planted under a Car at a Market in Mushin ystd Monday. The Bomb exploded & 1 person was critically Injured. But no news outlets are carrying the story. Terrorists have finally Bombed a Lagos Market & everyone is keeping quiet. No Wahala. 😤
DarklordJosh retweeted
These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.
They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.
These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda
Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay
This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay
@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1
Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.
DarklordJosh retweeted
Governor Agbu Kefas of Taraba cuts down street sweepers’ salaries from N15,000 to N10,000 monthly.
Now read this slowly:
A Governor who pays people 15,000 naira to people will now pay them 10,000 naira.
Nigerian politicians are heartless wicked demons and incurable animals.
DarklordJosh retweeted
I love Viktor Gyökeres too much and I don’t know how to feel about the potential swap deal with Julian Alvarez.
But 8 goals in La Liga during an entire season for Atlético Madrid is not inspiring so much confidence in me.
The idea of what he can do is starting to be bigger than what he actually does.
DarklordJosh retweeted
You work for your sister.
You have stolen over 30m from her
You sell her luxury wigs to thrift wig vendors at ridiculous prices.
Sent your bf 4.9m to rent house.
Got washing machine, iPhone and all
All from her business money