Mum, designer, advocate, Twitter lurker, cheese enthusiast. British with an American accent. Appear to have a strange obsession with my chins.

North East England
Joined December 2011
Okay I'll leave this here.
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Speaking as a fellow mom to an 11 year old, if it's meaningful to her, it's meaningful to me.
Your 11 year old gives you a gold necklace engraved with Skibidi Toilet for your birthday. What's your reaction? 😂
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Imagine learning you got your big break as a CSI, and then learning you've been assigned to the fly tipping squad.
⚠️Do you know who dumped this?⚠️ This week's crime took place on Maple Street, Ashington NE63 0BX. We'll be removing this rubbish later in the week, but are asking anyone with information to phone us, in confidence, on 0345 600 6400 so we can prosecute.
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This woman is spot-fucking-on‼🔥🔥🔥
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A great sitcom premise.
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The left is calling for greater investment in renewable energy and the right is burning Barbies, shooting Bud lights, and touting the upsides of slavery, so I can see how both sides are to blame for all this polarization
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Moms don’t go on vacation. We just cook and clean in a different house for a week.
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What is HAPPENING?
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What is happening. Back to back?
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I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment. I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST. HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know. but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
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Hey fellow woke lefties, why haven't we canceled My Sharona yet?
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The Electoral College.
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thank you, Linkedin
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Earlier this year, anti-LGBTQ parents pressured our high school into cancelling our spring play. Now we’re fighting back to put it on ourselves, but need your help. More at marianlives.org #marianlives
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My hair decided to do #trentcrimm today. Not upset about it.
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Aww, shit. I did the age thing. Did I just give Elon my data and biometrics? Sneaky bastard.
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30 & up Twitter, drop a pic with your age. Either 46 or 47... I've lost count.
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Elly Roper retweeted
I want to be this good at SEO one day
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