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Hamilton City, New Zealand
Joined December 2011
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IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR! Join @jimmycarr for the Big Fat Quiz of The Year with special guests @Kathbum @wossy @MaisieAdam @stephenmerchant @Rose_Matafeo & @RichardAyoade Boxing Day, 9PM on @Channel4 #BIGFATQUIZ
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Replying to @PackedLunchC4
Well obviously I would put my name down, but if not Bond then maybe a villain.. who has dance skills and can play the alpine horn
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We need the Wellington community's help. My Dad has been reported missing as of yesterday morning at Omahi St, Waikanae 💙 He may have taken the train to Welly, please join this group if you have any info: facebook.com/groups/10412524…
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all's well that ends well (taylor's version)
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Ś̴̳̭͕̺̼̰͐̓͘p̷̢̻͙̰̠̤̝̠̺̬̎̾̋̾ò̶̮̽͘͠ó̵̥̠̭͙͓̦͇̣͒͂̽̈́͘͜͜k̸̡̰̳̺̚ͅÿ̶̳͖̘́̓͋͊̐̈́̾̏ ̵̳̠͍̈́̎s̵̝̀̓́́́̓ȩ̸̩̖̦͉̈͗͊̍̈́͝ä̵̢͈́͆̓̓̋̏͑̃ͅs̶̱͓̼͆̅̈́̄o̴͓̫̯̩̝͋́̄n̸̢̨͎̺̦̣̩͖̿͋̓̈́̈́̈́̽̕͝ͅ ̷̧̀̽̌̿̎̽͘h̶͔̼̀̆̒͘̚͝͝ͅǎ̶͙̪̳̥̹̦̑̃̈ͅs̸̩̰̼̺̱̄̑̽ ̸̠͉̟̪͌̿̐̅̂̑ͅb̴̙̱͖̥͆̂̀̎̆e̸̡̖̱̣̾̆̆̉̋͐̅̊͘ͅg̶̢̙̰̣̭̮̬̫͔̪̅͌̽ụ̴̯͙͉̳̬̑̾ņ̶͖̱̜̦̘̰͇̥̻̿
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Not many people have Oval Office walk-in privileges. Happy to report that these two are on the list.
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Donald Trump has left the White House for the very last time as US President. End of an error. #InaugurationDay
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Just found out that George Floyd was originally stopped by the police because he handed over a counterfeit note in a shop. I did that once! They handed me back the note as a souvenir, and later I told the story on stage in a comedy routine. That’s some privilege right there.
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Check out all of the pictures made by the NASA HQ photo team of @NASA's @SpaceX Demo-2 launch from @NASAKennedy! From crew arrival to hatch opening #LaunchAmerica 🚀📸➡️ flic.kr/s/aHsmNkDoh2
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Elsa 🐳 retweeted
they won't show it so we will have to
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this is the future of entertainment
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Jane Austen protagonists trying to avoid marrying terrible suitors
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Tips for working from home: Get dressed. Keep a dedicated work space. Wear a mask. Demand that box 5 be left empty. Abduct your singing protégée. Threaten to destroy the opera house. Set clear goals. Don't forget to take breaks.
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Victor Hugo taking a break from telling the story of Jean Valjean to instead talk about Waterloo for 19 chapters
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Dionysus during the Trojan War
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Elsa 🐳 retweeted
You look like a snack: -way overused -not specific enough -not enough affectionate noises You look like a moose: -a very cute moose -make all the boy moose go HWAAAAH
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Darcy to Elizabeth on their wedding day teapawt.net/Mr__Tweeets/status/118…
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Hades: Don’t look behind you, or else Eurydice must return to the Underworld forever. Orpheus:
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Elsa 🐳 retweeted
Come discover the Great Pyramid this weekend @MuseeLouvre
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