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IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR! Join @jimmycarr
for the Big Fat Quiz of The Year with special guests @Kathbum @wossy @MaisieAdam @stephenmerchant @Rose_Matafeo & @RichardAyoade
Boxing Day, 9PM on @Channel4
#BIGFATQUIZ
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Replying to @PackedLunchC4
Well obviously I would put my name down, but if not Bond then maybe a villain.. who has dance skills and can play the alpine horn
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Give me a shout if this doesn’t work. @NZPolice bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60…
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We need the Wellington community's help. My Dad has been reported missing as of yesterday morning at Omahi St, Waikanae 💙
He may have taken the train to Welly, please join this group if you have any info:
facebook.com/groups/10412524…
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Ś̴̳̭͕̺̼̰͐̓͘p̷̢̻͙̰̠̤̝̠̺̬̎̾̋̾ò̶̮̽͘͠ó̵̥̠̭͙͓̦͇̣͒͂̽̈́͘͜͜k̸̡̰̳̺̚ͅÿ̶̳͖̘́̓͋͊̐̈́̾̏ ̵̳̠͍̈́̎s̵̝̀̓́́́̓ȩ̸̩̖̦͉̈͗͊̍̈́͝ä̵̢͈́͆̓̓̋̏͑̃ͅs̶̱͓̼͆̅̈́̄o̴͓̫̯̩̝͋́̄n̸̢̨͎̺̦̣̩͖̿͋̓̈́̈́̈́̽̕͝ͅ ̷̧̀̽̌̿̎̽͘h̶͔̼̀̆̒͘̚͝͝ͅǎ̶͙̪̳̥̹̦̑̃̈ͅs̸̩̰̼̺̱̄̑̽ ̸̠͉̟̪͌̿̐̅̂̑ͅb̴̙̱͖̥͆̂̀̎̆e̸̡̖̱̣̾̆̆̉̋͐̅̊͘ͅg̶̢̙̰̣̭̮̬̫͔̪̅͌̽ụ̴̯͙͉̳̬̑̾ņ̶͖̱̜̦̘̰͇̥̻̿
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Not many people have Oval Office walk-in privileges. Happy to report that these two are on the list.
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Donald Trump has left the White House for the very last time as US President. End of an error. #InaugurationDay
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Just found out that George Floyd was originally stopped by the police because he handed over a counterfeit note in a shop. I did that once! They handed me back the note as a souvenir, and later I told the story on stage in a comedy routine. That’s some privilege right there.
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Check out all of the pictures made by the NASA HQ photo team of @NASA's @SpaceX Demo-2 launch from @NASAKennedy! From crew arrival to hatch opening #LaunchAmerica 🚀📸➡️ flic.kr/s/aHsmNkDoh2
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Tips for working from home: Get dressed. Keep a dedicated work space. Wear a mask. Demand that box 5 be left empty. Abduct your singing protégée. Threaten to destroy the opera house. Set clear goals. Don't forget to take breaks.
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Victor Hugo taking a break from telling the story of Jean Valjean to instead talk about Waterloo for 19 chapters
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You look like a snack:
-way overused
-not specific enough
-not enough affectionate noises
You look like a moose:
-a very cute moose
-make all the boy moose go HWAAAAH
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Darcy to Elizabeth on their wedding day
teapawt.net/Mr__Tweeets/status/118…
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Hades: Don’t look behind you, or else Eurydice must return to the Underworld forever.
Orpheus:
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Come discover the Great Pyramid this weekend @MuseeLouvre


























