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If she's your girl, why is her ghost trying to enter through the window of my dilapidated moorland manor?
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Give your crush what she really wants for Valentine's Day: an abrupt proposal in which you point out her inferior social standing and admit that you ruined her sister's happiness on purpose.
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New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect*
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mr. rochester: i have a wife locked up in my attic
me, on my 5th jane eyre adaptation watch: WHAT THE HELL
my favorite part in persuasion is when captain wentworth is like "I hate those who are easily persuaded. look at this hazelnut. it's so strong and unyielding. unlike some people"
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
(odysseus is a really good listener)
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be shunned by the landed gentry for having ideas above my station













