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Today's #GenderOfTheDay is: a useless member of society
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Thinking of starting a custom iOS software company.
Gonna call it Tailored Swift.
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I just packed a box that's 75% electronics and 25% stuffed animals and I feel like this describes me very well as a person
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[Scientists at a pier]
Scientist 1: It's a pier
Scientist 2: *Nodding* Good pier review
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jesus: well how do you celebrate my resurrection
me: eat chocolate bunnies
jesus:
me:
jesus: am i being punk'd
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Gamergate has the dirt this time. My husband, the biggest monster in human history, is guilty of supporting my career
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God: they're starting to understand evolution
Jesus: what should we do
God: watch this *invents platypus* this'll fuck with them
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oh my god now they literally think i was created by the UN to destroy video games
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Replying to @ParkerMolloy
@ParkerMolloy "Gay people are just weird. Now excuse me, I need to go hide eggs that I have painted so that children may hunt them."
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i don’t need femisms my favourite lullaby is white men on the internet replying ‘in MY opinion’ in unison i just go immediately off to zzzzz
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Masi Oka will return as Hiro in "Heroes Reborn" cnet.co/1Fn0lAR
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"Shit must taste great! A million flies can't be wrong!" -people who think followers count means anything substantial
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Deal With It: 'Legend of Korra' Creator Draws Official Korrasami Art. bit.ly/1zPMWMa
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jesus: what do people call the day i was crucified
me: good friday. we call it "good friday"
jesus: what the fuck
































