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Champagne connoisseur ๐Ÿพ RN ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸฉบShameless feminist ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ RI โœˆ๏ธ FL Heavy on the mindful meditation & yoga๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธMy aura is beautiful

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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
i just did the overstimulated mom "WHAT?????" to my 3yo and he yelled back "MOMMY YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME GENTLY!!!!!!"
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
halloween is such a special holiday for bossy girlfriends and good sport boyfriends
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Marshawn lynch testing the hot sauce the way drug dealers test coke is classic ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
Jim Jones wouldโ€™ve did record numbers on yโ€™all today
I kinda feel like Ye planned all of this.
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
Tallulah Bankhead (1902โ€“68) claimed to have had over 5,000 lovers. At a society wedding, while the bride and groom were walking down the aisle, Tallulah remarked loudly: โ€˜Iโ€™ve had both of them, dahling, and neither of them is any good.โ€™
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
iโ€™m convinced yโ€™all would do heroin if it had colorful packaging and tasted like tutti-frutti
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
72 priests were added to the list of chicago clergy accused of sexual abuse yesterday and the โ€œprotect your kids from drag queensโ€ crowd has been notably quiet
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
Max and ruby And on my fucking mama I cannot stress this enoughโ€ฆ. Ruby and max
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
I didnโ€™t read not one thing on that student loan app, I just filled it right out. Now I see how rappers feel when they signing they first deal
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
From October to March is when all the bad bitches birthdays are if we being honest lol
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
not to be nasty but everybody don't need a baby. how bout we start with a dog first???
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
My flight was delayed a few times, the pilot just got on and apologized and said โ€œDonโ€™t worry about the time folks weโ€™re gonna fly this thing like we stole it.โ€ ๐Ÿ’€
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
The talking point will be that a 15 week abortion cutoff is "just like europe" but unless it subsidizes abortion, makes it easy to get one before 15 weeks and offers broad exemptions after, and makes abortion more accessible it is not actually like Europe theatlantic.com/ideas/archivโ€ฆ
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average womenโ€™s size in the USA [having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
My 8yo had the audacity to ask me why I cross my legs when I sneeze. You, dude. You are the reason.
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
A hill I will die on - men do and will in fact randomly wake up one morning and decide to stop loving you.
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
riptide (taylorโ€™s version) has changed lives teapawt.net/Backup309941038/statusโ€ฆ
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Em. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‘ retweeted
Dunkinโ€™ Donuts is very consistent with the way that no matter what time of day you get a donut, itโ€™s not gonna be fresh.
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People calling Manti Te'o stupid for getting catfished at 19 years old back in 2011 but in 2022 they're still believing that someone can flip their $600 into $7500 overnight
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