Emmy Patrick

HR: You applied to become our new CEO? Employee: Yes, ma’am. HR: You’ve been cleaning our offices for six years. And now you want to manage the entire company? Employee: Everyone deserves a chance. HR: This position requires intelligence, experience, and leadership. Not a mop and bucket. Employee: I understand. HR: Security, please take him back to the cleaning department. The cleaner smiled and returned to work. Later that afternoon, the company’s owner arrived unexpectedly. Owner: I want to meet the person who saved my company three years ago. HR: Excuse me? Owner: Someone anonymously reported financial fraud that would have bankrupted us. HR: We never discovered who did it. The owner looked around the office. Owner: His name is Michael. He works here.