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“With genuine joy and enthusiasm, I asked my Protocol Officer, Jackie Wayas, to find out whether I could greet and welcome the team. I was informed that officials of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) had refused and had requested that I not approach them because, if I did, they would all lose their jobs.”
Peter Obi na confirm cunny man I swear. Baba say he wants to “greet and welcome the team”. As how??? 😂😂😂
In what capacity does Peter Obi wants to “greet and welcome” the team?
Na God save those NFF officials. Body for tell dem 😂😂
“Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.”
A NEW DIMENSION OF TOXIC POLITICS IN NIGERIA
The new dimension of toxic politics that Nigeria has developed since 2025,
I arrived at the airport at 7 a.m. this morning to board my flight to Enugu. There, I saw the Nigeria Under-17 girls' team, which had just arrived and was preparing to board its vehicle into town.
With genuine joy and enthusiasm, I asked my Protocol Officer, Jackie Wayas, to find out whether I could greet and welcome the team. I was informed that officials of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) had refused and had requested that I not approach them because, if I did, they would all lose their jobs.
Regrettably, this is not the first time I have been subjected to such treatment. On March 25, 2025, I was in Uyo for the World Cup qualifier. The governor warmly received me and welcomed me at the VIP stand. Following the match, other government officials went to greet the players, but I was again prevented from doing so. I was told by the officials that they would lose their jobs if I proceeded.
It is deeply troubling to witness the extent of toxic politics into which our nation has descended since 2025. Each year appears to bring further deterioration. This reflects how deeply Nigeria has been affected.
The new Nigeria we aspire to build must have no room for hostility, intimidation, or discrimination, regardless of political affiliation. It must be a Nigeria in which unity, mutual respect, and our shared humanity take precedence over political differences.
A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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emi lokan but with cambridge english
Let’s even say we all want to be tribal bigots together.
Tinubu failed ( A Yoruba man)
We are left with 2 competent people . An Igbo man ( Peter Obi) and another Yoruba man( Seyi makinde) but somehow you want yet another Yoruba man to take over?
Regardless of how you spin this thing. It simply doesn’t make sense.
It is no longer even about bigotry it is simply genuine hatred for the Igbo race.
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save your ink, with all respect, you are arguing against the record books, not against fans online.
Ronaldo was a midfielder. That is how he started, how he was developed, and how he was listed.
At Sporting and at Manchester United, he played in a four four two, on the right and on the left of midfield. His job was to receive deep, beat his man, track back, help his full back, cross, create and score. That is a midfielder's job. In that era, a winger was a midfielder. The formation said so. The team sheet said so.
And this is where it stops being opinion. Ronaldo finished five times in the UEFA Team of the Season as a midfielder. Five times. That is not a coincidence. That is UEFA looking at his position, his role and his duties, and placing him in midfield year after year.
How can a player who was never a midfielder be voted five times as a midfielder by UEFA? Did UEFA get it wrong five times? No. They got it right because he was playing as a midfielder.
He later evolved into a forward and then into the most complete striker the game has seen. But evolution does not erase origin. We watched him as a skinny kid in midfield at Old Trafford, tracking back for Gary Neville, then sprinting the length of the pitch to score, and still finishing as top scorer.
Five times as a midfielder is not a coincidence. It is a document. It is proof. It is history.
I know I’ll end up writing about this properly one day.
I keep seeing the same claim recycled online that “Ronaldo was a midfielder.” It always surprises me.
Did you guys actually watch him, or has the line just been repeated so many times that it’s become accepted? I see it in arguments a lot.
Ronaldo was never a midfielder and has never ever been a midfielder.
In the early-to-mid 2000s, 4-4-2 was still the formation almost every team used, so wide players were routinely listed as RMF or LMF, please confirm this if you weren’t born then because recently I found out I was arguing with a boy born in 2009.
The word “winger” was used less often than it is today. That doesn’t mean those players were midfielders in the modern sense.
At Man United, Ronaldo lined up on the right (and sometimes left) of a 4-4-2 or 4-5-1. His job was to take on full-backs, beat them, and either cross or drive into dangerous areas. Crossing was more common then. He has always been an attacking wide player from the start.
He was not a midfielder sitting deeper and recycling possession or dictating play, he has never been, why do yo guys push lies and all of a sudden people now use that in arguments that Ronaldo was once a midfielder.
Calling him a midfielder because of how team sheets were written in the 4-4-2 era is mostly a semantic argument. By today’s positional language, he was a winger.
The distinction matters when people try to use “he was a midfielder” as a way to downplay his goalscoring numbers from those seasons or to reframe his career. He was a wide attacker who later evolved into a more central forward. The formation labels of the era don’t change what he was actually doing on the pitch
If this is what you mean by wide midfielder in your tweet, then I totally agree with you brother, but I have seen this term used in a way that tells a story about Ronaldo being an outright midfielder, he was never ever one.
If anyone has spent large parts of games as a midfielder/playmaker, it’s Messi. I have put a video of Messi in the 2011 Champions League final. I can dare you to show me footage from that era till date where Ronaldo consistently occupied midfield positions like that for sustained periods, not just in transition. Meanwhile, I can show you 2026 Messi still doing what you can see in that 2011 video.
Frame 2 in comments is typical of where Messi has operated for most of his career (up to the 2026 World Cup). He has spent long stretches deeper, linking play and creating, yet still averages more goals than Ronaldo.
Messi has played 100s of games as the primary creator. He has often been the sole playmaker in his teams, combining chance creation with goalscoring. He was winning top-scorer awards while winning playmaker awards but yeah, you still prefer Ronaldo to him and now you’re killing Haaland.
Ronaldo has a strong assist record, but he has never been a true playmaker who dictates tempo or sustains high chance-creation numbers the way Messi has. They’re not the same profile. Same way Kane and Haaland are different.
Ronaldo’s game also shifted early at Real Madrid. By his second season (2010/11), the dribbles dropped as he prioritised goals and efficiency. You know how crazy Ronaldo is about numbers. Frame 3 in comments shows his dribbles per game in a season, you can clearly see the volume kept falling as the years went on. He became more of a pure goalscorer/poacher which is fine.
My point is if you prefer Kane to Haaland, and criticising Haaland, why then do you prefer Messi to Ronaldo. Messi that does EVERYTHING for 20 years, he did not sacrifice any part of his game to focus on one part, so why?
However, to be fair to many of you, it was the old version you guys fell in love with, let me hear your thoughts though.
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Watching people’s Lagos snap stories while you’re eating at a steakhouse in Houston would have you feeling like you’re missing out on something special here, lol.
Please ignore that feeling, it’s the voice of the devil, you will cry blood at Ozumba Mbadiwe lol.
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Being from Ondo and trying to drag Ekiti reeks of lack of self awareness.
Kini yato Ondo ati Ekiti?
😂😂😂
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Don’t be unfortunate!
🇯🇵 🆚 🇳🇬
#U17WWC Final
🗓️ 07/11/2026
📍Rabat, Morocco
📺: fifaapp.onelink.me/nxRf/exed…
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if you watched this game and you don’t believe in your mind that ronaldo was going to score this free kick after all that aura farming then you’re not a true believer
Some people would say this is cap but if you were truly there and watched this game from start to finish and experienced the craziness in that match for yourself, you’d really understand.
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I AGREE to this
One last thing @Cristiano please don't agree to a useless farewell match, you honestly don't need it.
Or maybe you can attend as a special guest and sit in the stands to watch them play for you.
Please, you have tried, enjoy your international retirement ❤️
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Bro swear say you enjoy this song
They said I'm washed, so I dropped this ? Watch am finish before you type. [LILO dance video]
youtube.com/watch?v=T779X7UA…
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It was even a random La Liga game. We lost a real one mehn.. Keep resting, soldier 🤍🕊
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"I send her money to buy a hot dress and she reciprocates by wearing it. I arrange a date for us and she reciprocates by showing up"
God, Nigerian women are so blessed😭😭😭
I learnt this at some point in my relationship and It helped me a lot men....
I love seeing her in hot dresses, and when I see anyone I like on IG, I usually tell her I wanna see her in it and then I send her cash for it, end of the day, she wears it and we both happy.
Same goes for dinners, I set up a schedule for our dates, no matter how life gets, we have time to spend with each other.
And the list goes on, realising that women reciprocate energy has really given me a peaceful relationship in life, long may it continue 🙏🏿
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Barely a day after Atiku’s Sokoto campaign flag-off. The timing is just too convenient to ignore.
BREAKING: Court sacks Mark-led ADC leadership, nullifies Atiku’s 2027 presidential nomination
A federal high court in Abuja has nullified the leadership of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) led by David Mark.
In a judgment delivered on Thursday,
Peter Lifu, presiding judge, declared the Mark-led caretaker committee illegal, ruling in favour of Nafiu Bala Gombe, a former national deputy chairman (north-east) of the party.
thecable.ng/breaking-court-s…
"when you spoil a woman, she doesn't think you are special, she thinks she is special."
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
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