Dan Gordon

My son tells me his stuffed animal, Coco bear, is a level 80 commando in Skyrim.

Now if we can just keep this weather for 10 more weeks...

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Enjoy your Occupations, I would join you, but its raining. I'm just going to sit and watch CNN. Cops are beating people up...cool footage!

Diane Keaton, standing ovation on The View selling her memoir. Really? Diane Keaton? Annie Hall was like 35 years ago. I don't get it at all

Home sick with the flu..

I got my Thanksgiving Turkey this weekend. I feel so committed now.

It's a great day for Yankee fans. We don't have to look at Papelbons's stupid puckerface any more.

Thank you, Veterans!

Tomorrow is 11/11/11#remind me at 11:11am so I can experience the zen moment.

Enjoy the snow suckers! I'm going to Florida for tricks and treats!

When twitter is outlawed, only outlaws will tweet!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who tweeted a girl in Pawtucket. She sent him two emails asking for details, so he sent her a twitpic

My love is like a read, red, e-mail, that newly tweets in June My love is like the melody, that’s sweetly played in tune.

Starting tomorrow: More Poetweets!

Tea Party, sponsored by Fox News. @OccupyWallSt sponsored by Downtown Porto-Poop and Sani-wipes!

Cool, Crisp and breezy today. Great day for a harvest festival. I'll have to find one.

Mischief Managed!