Dan Gordon (@Engine58Dan) profile picture

Father of three adorable elves!

Boston
Joined April 2009
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Now if we can just keep this weather for 16 more weeks....
Happy Birthday Eminem. I hope you find the real Slim Shady out of all the ones who are just imitating. Polyjuice potion can be a bitch...
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Tomorrow at 6am the NYPD w/ Bloomberg's backing will try to shut down #occupywallst.I condemn both Mayor and cops. A crime against liberty.
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american hoggers seriously they are running out of shows
I did a search for kung fu on a website and it asks, "did you mean to search for 'king fu'?" Umm...no?
Jun 20: Two months of BP's spill. About 120mil gallons in Gulf. Amounts to 3hr of USA oil consumption. 45min for World
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My Celtics are in the finals! And by "my Celtics," I mean my 2nd cousins. They're all in the final stage of liver cirrhosis.
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May 12. "90% of the game is half mental." Happy birthday Yogi Berra. Converting innumeracy into wisdom for 85 years.
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Cosmic Perspective Friday: Stars in the universe far outnumber all sounds & words ever uttered by all humans who ever lived.
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I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without anybody questioning its motives.
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Causes of death worldwide in past 6 months: Starvation 18,000,000. Malaria 1,500,000. Smoking 1,000,000. Quakes 250,000.
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Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time.
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