Escobar Walker

Have decided to go off Twitter for a while as sick of all the trolling and cynicism and bitter negativity. I'll be back in ten minutes.

Happy New Year folks. Hope 2021 fulfils all your hopes and dreams and aspirations. And if it doesn't do that, then at least its not as shite as 2020 was. XXX

Thinking about writing another book. Would you buy it?

Thanks Stefan. XXX

I still like to pop into Twitter now and again. Generally in between marathon Pornhub sessions when my banjo string is red raw.

Been keeping a low profile. *prison

Thanks Gary. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. XXX

Been really busy with other exciting projects this past year. *pornhub.

Don't be shy, give it a try... amzn.to/YWAIQl

I like the cut of your jib @andy_kilburn. If you win any of those trixies tomorrow, please lend me a tenner.

That embarrassing moment when you take the new flame home to meet the parents and they get the family photos out.

Merry Chrimbo Pafster. Hope Santa didn't give you a No Parlez.

Merry Christmas folks. Not been on Twitter much this year, but that doesn't mean I've not been thinking dirty thoughts about every single last one of you. XXX.

I sense an extended cry-wank in the Moyes household this evening.