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Degenerate author of the multi award-nominated BOWLING BALL and other novels.

New York | Glasgow | Your Maw
Joined May 2012
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It’s all well and good, but on good behaviour he’ll be out in a hundred and twenty.
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@EscobarWalker cracking reads
Your dad thinks Dr Who being a woman spoils the realism of someone travelling space & time in a phonebox fighting bins with plungers on them
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Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
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Bradley Lowery is a hero, pass it on 💙 teapawt.net/liam_douglas/status/88… – at High Wycombe, England
Bradley Lowery is a hero, pass it on! 🍹💙 teapawt.net/OreoRomeu_/status/8833…
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Ahh Glasgow...
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Maybe she was busy getting on with Brexit. 😝 teapawt.net/Ed_Miliband/status/870…
Merkel, Macron, Gentiloni, Trudeau, Obama speak out. May hides behind bland Downing St briefing. So bad for Britain and so weak. teapawt.net/sophyridgesky/status/8…
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Good, I've seen all the others 409 fuckin times each... 🐷 teapawt.net/independent/status/865…
Peppa Pig set for more than 100 new episodes as Entertainment One shareholders rejoice and parents despair ind.pn/2qEUnu9
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Emre Can's goal described in one pic...............
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@EscobarWalker any word on the Pimp McDaddy?
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First time I tweeted with him, hid tae shower wae dettol
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I am proposing we have a National Muslim Day in the United Kingdom - can I count on your support Paul? teapawt.net/GoldingBF/status/85609…
After wishing Muslims a happy Eid, where's the happy St. George's day from @GaryLineker ?
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RT if you agree.
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.@realDonaldTrump can you drop a MOAB on Kelvin Mackenzie?
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Replying to @EscobarWalker
I bought a couple last year, bloody good reads too.
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I had a feeling he wouldn't be great at throwing. It's worse than I thought.
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I bet people who were head hunted by their employer never get sick of telling people.
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Replying to @EscobarWalker
As Woody Allen said "at least it,s sex with someone I love"
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For the guy that DM'd me for a pic of my lady garden... there you go love. Told you it would be worth the wait!
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Only needed Diamond King to place in top 6 for £800 bar, fucking bastard, hope they make glue or lasagne out of it