#Eurovision comments, as drunkenly noted by my sister and I @phillypiper throughout history. NIL PWA. “Smells like a Big Mac. Get your rat out.”
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Aaaaand we’re off #Eurovision In lockdown #Eurovision2020
“I’ve given up crack but I’m still off my face”
“Pom Pom chicken on acid. A bit too mental.”
Just the 8pwa for Israel’s #eurovision entry from #DrunkEurovisionNotes tonight.
“Kerry Katona is a Finnish goth and the gay ghost busters.”
Calling Finland, can we have your #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision
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“Lopsided haircuts. Jesus playing recorder on a box. Pavarotti has lost weight.”
#DrunkEurovisionNotes on Serbia this year. 3points.
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“Draw a massive Nordic cock with your magic animation. Violent violin.”
#DrunkEurovisionNotes on #Eurovision. We gave them 5pwa.
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8PWA (points) just in for Israel’s #eurovision entry:
“Peculiar hovershoes. Backstreet’s back with a slim Dane Bowers. Jolly.”
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Vintage comments from #eurovision2016
“Learnt his dance moves from the Internet. Got his jacket from the 80s. Craig from Neighbours.”
#Lithuania
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#Eurovision2019
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“Learnt his dance moves from the Internet. Got his jacket from the 80s. Craig from Neighbours.”
#Lithuania
2PWA
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“Thor. Too much hair product, smells like gladiators armpit and Dot Cotton’s hairnet.”
#Denmark
3PWA
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“Lordy Lord, what’s that?! Grubby. Lives on a train. Spider-based headpiece.”
Latvia
4 PWA
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“Frozen, but in pink. Horde of gypsy Kardashians. Good voices. Disney staff on a black magic weekend break.”
Armenia
8 PWA
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“Big vagina as a backdrop. Wedding dress. Song’s a bit dull tho innit?”
CzechRepublic
2 PWA
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