DrunkEurovisionNotes

Aaaaand we’re off #Eurovision In lockdown #Eurovision2020 “I’ve given up crack but I’m still off my face”

“Pom Pom chicken on acid. A bit too mental.” Just the 8pwa for Israel’s #eurovision entry from #DrunkEurovisionNotes tonight.

“Kerry Katona is a Finnish goth and the gay ghost busters.” Calling Finland, can we have your #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision

“Lopsided haircuts. Jesus playing recorder on a box. Pavarotti has lost weight.” #DrunkEurovisionNotes on Serbia this year. 3points.

“Draw a massive Nordic cock with your magic animation. Violent violin.” #DrunkEurovisionNotes on #Eurovision. We gave them 5pwa.

8PWA (points) just in for Israel’s #eurovision entry: “Peculiar hovershoes. Backstreet’s back with a slim Dane Bowers. Jolly.” #DrunkEurovisionNotes

Vintage comments from #eurovision2016 “Learnt his dance moves from the Internet. Got his jacket from the 80s. Craig from Neighbours.” #Lithuania #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision2019

“Learnt his dance moves from the Internet. Got his jacket from the 80s. Craig from Neighbours.” #Lithuania 2PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision

“Thor. Too much hair product, smells like gladiators armpit and Dot Cotton’s hairnet.” #Denmark 3PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision

“Lordy Lord, what’s that?! Grubby. Lives on a train. Spider-based headpiece.” Latvia 4 PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision

“Frozen, but in pink. Horde of gypsy Kardashians. Good voices. Disney staff on a black magic weekend break.” Armenia 8 PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision

“I’ve got a BIG CLOCK.” Netherlands 4 PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes #Eurovision

“Big vagina as a backdrop. Wedding dress. Song’s a bit dull tho innit?” CzechRepublic 2 PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes

“Shiny silver Annie. Timberlake wants his beats back.” Belgium 8 PWA #DrunkEurovisionNotes

Hello #Eurovision this is the island republic of Linds and Philly calling. Our scores are as follows....