Y’all remember that lady that said when you’re a woman you can’t even make a joke half the time because people would rather assume you’re too stupid to understand than laugh with you?
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So Eddie Murphy saw the future
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids.
“I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang)
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Okkk like just know when I’m dressed as cunty Sasuke idc who’s Sakura, Sarada, Orochimaru, THE BELT, Naruto’s Tears everybody pick something n come on
Puerto Ricans have kids with anybody fr like why do we have Jewish uncles, we’re the black cousins, we got blonde yt cousins, ginger cousins, Italian uncles & everybody got 2-4 bms/bds that be dif races and nobody gaf 😭 everyone looks different but we all fit on this picture
































