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@UUtah Alum. “If people would only look to the (black and white) cookie, all our problems would be solved.” #GoUtes #GoBirds #TakeNote 🍻 🥃

Lake Salty City
Joined April 2009
Only two words come to mind when we think about the BYU Utah Holy War… We stand with you, BYU 🫡
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Considering how much of our state bends to the will of pyramid schemes that are equally as predatory, I can only imagine the difference is they didn’t get a piece
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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Happy Holy War Eve my friends. In the wise words of @BarstoolBigCat…
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Gardner Minshew is like the McRib. He exists for just a limited amount of time. But while he's here, it's spectacular.
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You can only RT this if your team is undefeated
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Me reading the …what game?
Due to overwhelming demand for the sold-out Invesco QQQ Atlanta Gridiron Classic – Cocktail Party Edition, Mercedes-Benz Stadium will release a limited number of standing room only (SRO) tickets at 1 p.m. today on @Ticketmaster
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You can only RT this if your team is undefeated
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TOUGH TO PLAY AT UTAH AT NIGHT
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Provo is truly the Berchtesgaden of Treatlerism
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BYU and the Big 12 group chat pulling up to Notre Dame on Saturday.
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Guardian helmet FTW!!! @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter spoke it into existence! #SimulationTheory
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Do we think Coach is team “Bro” or team “Mansiere”
With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈 #GoHeels x @Bojangles
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"You're So Pretty" is inscribed on Payton Tolle's glove as a heartfelt tribute to his mother, Jina, who passed away from cancer in 2025. She would playfully yell the line to Payton at baseball games to "embarrass" him in front of friends and teammates. 🥹 #PlayersWeekend
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The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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I remember peak Twitter. This might be the funniest damn thing I have ever seen on this app.
Photos have surfaced of Mrs. Met and Dinger enjoying a night together six years ago at an NYC bar (via @nypost)
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How long before someone hacks this and we have Barry Wood at center court?
A different court is just the tap of an iPad away.
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Our Captain is an Olympic Gold Medalist!!! 🥇🦅🇺🇸
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