WARNING: Tweets may contain traces of my sarcastic, British sense of 'humour'* *Also contains nuts...
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Sadly, I fear that this terrible crisis will be employed as the scapegoat for all future failings of this Government. When the negative impacts of Brexit finally kick in after transition, listen out for the party political mantra of "It was COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19..."
James Acaster, after hearing that Luke Littler hasn't made the top three.
#SPOTY @SaturdayKitchen @OffMenuOfficial
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NEWS: Police appeal after white German shepherd-cross dog stolen in Old Woking → ift.tt/duXwzOG via Woking News & Mail
I didn't even realise until now, that Telegraph Media Group had been bought by @TheOnion
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Vought knows and cares about how much patriots are paying for groceries. That’s why Vought Fresh Farms is proud to announce a historically new low price on our eggs by the dozen. No woke yolks guaranteed!
🎶 ...parklife
True patriot John Honey showed his concerns over Southport by robbing Shoe Zone and Lush
He'll be spending the next 4 Christmases in jail
#FarageRiots
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I’ve been in politics for over 50 years now. I’ve watched as corporations and the super-rich flooded D.C. with campaign cash and ransacked our system.
It won't be easy, but here’s how we break the corporate oligarchy and return power to the people.
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It's fun. I own the Bluesky @catturd2
If you're bored you could go register big MAGA account's @usernames on Bluesky (so they can't use them)
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You can't buy happiness.
But you can buy power.
#Musk #TrumpAppointments
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If you held a ‘Children in Need’ telethon every week for a year and raised £70 Million every week, it would not make up for the £4 Billion in inheritance tax avoided by Hugh Grosvenor, Duke of Westminster.
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In an alternate Universe Johnny Sexton didn't win the slam or break any points record as he was talked out of becoming a professional Rugby player by his Television adicted talking Teddy Bear.
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Trump election allies broke into electronic voting machines and stole the software. Uploaded it to thumbdrives and walked out. People went to prison for it.
But no one ever talked about what was DONE with that stolen software.
I think we're gonna need a new watershed rule for this... 😳
Bravo Channel 4 - Stormy Daniels and Boris Johnson together at last. I’ve found my US Election channel #C4Americadecides
