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Just tried to race Batista on the freeway. He definitely won but also think he was just trying to lose me

*puts on A Walk To Remember* “I’m in the mood to watch this bitch die” -Marcy

Now that they take off their mask you realize U.S. only ever stopped Hitler because he did what they wanted to do first

You a know a place is good when they are closed on Monday or Tuesday and closed for an hour in the middle of the day

How can we deport Elon Musk?

It’s crazy that Denny’s breakfast is somehow cheaper than McDonald’s breakfast

Happy Bday brother! Legends never die🧡

Yo what the fuck is up with Denver?

Is it a thing for random construction companies in Florida to have bible quotes on the back of their trucks🤔

Gdi I wish there was weed in Wyoming😢

Just opened up a bag of Hot Peetos

GDI @AlaskaAir why are you trying to keep us in Portland? Just let me go home😣

People need to learn how to aim smh

Just flew from Amsterdam to LA and had to sit next to a head butting crying baby for 12 hours. Y’all gotta sedate your babies on them planes smh

Roger Miret rockin a Dead Heat shirt: ✅