FISHCTO

Everyone’s a trading genius in hindsight. Time to test that theory. 🐟📈 The $FISH paper-trading game is coming to our website, with a contest next week. Virtual bags. Real bragging rights. In testing phase now you can try for yourself at fuckishouldveheld.com/ Will you top the leaderboard or earn yourself a “Fuck, I Should’ve Held” moment? Contest details soon. 👀

Talked a lot of shit about your trading skills? Next week, the aquarium wants receipts. 🐟📈 Our paper-trading contest is coming. Virtual bags. Real competition. A goldfish who’s already acting like he won. $FISH Fuck I Should’ve Held.

The market has mood swings. The fish has a bucket hat, a building plan, and a goldfish asking when the next update drops. Back to work. 🐟🛠️ $FISH Fuck I Should’ve Held.

The market tests your patience. The timeline tests your attention. Remember why you bought. Check whether the thesis still holds. Give conviction a longer time horizon than the next candle. Hold with a reason. Move with a plan. Don’t become the “Fuck, I should’ve held” story. 🐟 $FISH

The aquarium’s Wi-Fi bill tripled. The fish says it’s research. The goldfish says he hasn’t blinked in six hours. Something’s keeping him entertained. 🐟💻 $FISH

The fish applied for a business loan. Under “assets,” he attached 47 memes and a picture of himself in a flying car. We’re expecting a call. 🐟 $FISH

Started with a fish in a bucket hat. Now there’s an aquarium, a space program, and an accountant asking who approved the flying car. Nobody’s answering. We’re busy building. 🐟 $FISH

The aquarium held a budget meeting. We approved more memes, a bigger tank, and absolutely no explanation for the flying car. The fish remains in charge. 🐟 $FISH

Asked the fish how big he wants the aquarium. He started measuring the ocean. Somebody order more glass. 🐟🌊 $FISH

They told the fish to stay in his lane. He removed the need for lanes entirely. 🐟🚀 Still holding. Still building. Now requesting airspace clearance.@elonmusk $FISH

They put $FISH in the hot seat. We brought a fan. 🐟🔥 Catch us at the TassHub Pitch Pit on October 28 at 5 PM EDT / 9 PM UTC. We’re sharing the lore, the community takeover, and our vision for the aquarium. Pull up and hear what we’re building. $FISH Fuck I Should’ve Held.

Everyone’s rotating. We’re holding the bag and building the brand. Even the laundromat knows this fish has a longer cycle. 🐟🫧 $FISH

Trainer said work on your weak points. Told him we’re already updating DEX and making memes. Apparently he meant legs. 🐟💪 $FISH

🐟 THE MERT CHALLENGE First TWO people to get @mert to like or reply to their $FISH post each win 0.5% of the total supply. Bring your funniest original memes. Give him something worth interacting with. To claim: share your post link and proof of his interaction in our community. First two verified wins take the prizes—one prize per person. Keep it funny. Keep it respectful. Let’s get the aquarium noticed. 🐟