Retired Roaster. Noleblooded, Broncos #FSUAlumnus 🍢🍢PSN: Captaindune My views are my own and I’m just here for the jokes.

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Joined June 2020
Lmfaoooo nah I’m in the first picture 😭😭😭
“I was getting pretty exhausted.. I produce/host a 5 day a week show, have been on the go every week since Dublin last year before College Football.. plus I run my growing company with 14 employees and have a 2 year old daughter” “YOU’RE NOT EXHAUSTED ENOUGH BITCH.. NEED YA TO TAKE A DIRT NAP” ~ The IWC (Internet Wrestling Community) 😂😂 Thank you all so much. Excited for the future of my life.
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Making tackles 5-10 yards down field isn’t good. That’s a first down after two tackles How many tackles for loss he has or sacks?
But he’s be an elite run stopper And leads the nfl in tackles 🤷🏽‍♂️
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One of the best cover linebackers and one of the worst cover linebackers
Yall seeing Justin Strnad?!?! One of the best coverage LBs in the NFL
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Wait she in a relationship and seeking the attention of other men? A little too on the nose
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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Grinch cousins be wilding on this app
Let me block your dumbass
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Whatever the officer did, he deserve that shit, leave these kids alone
Alabama CB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. allegedly messaged a UAPD officer on October 20 and posted a photo of the officer’s family on Facebook 😳 The message Kirkpatrick Jr. is said to have sent to the UAPD officer was “Ayy b**ch a** n****? Text me back don’t be no b**ch!” The officer then said he saw a post on Kirkpatrick’s Facebook page of a picture of him with his wife and children with the caption, “Dis him?”
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Why yall turned the comments off like people can’t quote the tweet
Fox News stars Ainsley Earhardt and Sean Hannity tied the knot on Saturday at the historic Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea in Palm Beach, Florida, returning to the place where Hannity proposed over Christmas in 2024. Surrounded by their children, relatives and closest friends, the couple exchanged vows in a heartfelt ceremony that reflected their shared faith and the importance of family in their lives. Get the full details on Ainsley and Sean's wedding and the personal touches that made their big day memorable: foxnews.com/media/ainsley-ea…
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Classic American Conservative love story
absolutely crazy to say “faith and family most important to us.” their relationship literally began when she started cheating on her 2nd husband and busting her shit wide open for hannity in his basement. then he told his priest he wants to marry the side bitch, priest said no shot. so he left the church lmao.
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Come be a broncos you’ll love Halloween in Denver
Jonathan Taylor's wife on Instagram: "Is literally anyone safe on this team? It feels like rookie year all over again. My mind is spiraling. What does this mean for my husband and I? Do I need to start packing our bags? Are we going to be spending our daughter's first Halloween together? Will we make it to gameday or was last week the last time my husband is putting on a Colts jersey? What are we going to do without Quenton Nelson?"
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Remember that grinder biggest days are during the rnc convention
Why is he talking about men he finds attractive at every rally? MAGA really getting behind this sweet pea?
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Criminals now flee to the United States to avoid jail. What a crazy time to be alive.
🔴 News - Flavio Bolsonaro has fled Brazil and is flying to the United States, a U.S. official tells Reuters
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Can’t even troll on this one, I genuinely feel bad for Steph
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW I MISS THIS
Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense: "There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
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Someone said Cam Wards stats looks like JSN stats. But seeing it side by side is nuts
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Trump used ICE to kill Alex Pretti, an American who broke no laws, to import a right wing wanted fugitives from another country in Bolsonaro and his family. Unbelievable.
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Bolsonaro had his passport seized. He is a criminal illegal alien. The American taxpayer will now foot the bill to protect his crime family and their jet-setting across our country. All at a time where Trump says we have NO MONEY for *OUR** healthcare. Pathetic. Democrats must defund anything associated with this after the midterms and put the Bolsonaros NUMBER ONE ON THE DEPORTATION LIST when Trump is gone!!!!!!!
WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.
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This bitch said her type of 9-5 is blue collar .. bitch blue collar workers not working no 8 hours a day .. then when blue said some 9-5’s make $50 an hour she gon say some “really?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hoe was born last night a day before her baby
Blueface had to educate Neveah after she said she wouldn’t date someone with a 9-to-5 because they’re all broke 😳 “You need to take the h*e out of you and see life different. Some 9-to-5s make really good money. You were my BM for 2 months, now you think your better than someone with a job?”
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Just remember if they lose and he goes to trial. They are 100 percent going to play clips like this to showcase his insanity
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Random college kid: Pat, we love you bro but please just keep the shirt on Pat McAfee: The University of Utah was literally trying to goad an assassination attempt on me
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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I can’t wait to get that loser outta here. Also can’t wait to hear how hurt he was all season and that’s why he didn’t perform
JK Dobbins isn’t finish throwing a tantrum He has mow unfollowed the Broncos on IG
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Almost that time of the month
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