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BS sociology | normalization facilitator | god's favorite sodomite | @opalmutt suiter | she/they | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’Š 04/22/26 | πŸ”ž 18+ but sfw πŸ”ž

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Joined June 2018
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A fursuiter took an anti-sweating drug. This is what happened to his brain.
Elite fursuiting ball knowledge: ask your GP if you can get glycopyrrolate (anti-sweating pill) as a PRN. If she asks why, you can be honest! The main downside is that it makes you want to drink a lot of water, but that's for the best if you're fursuiting.
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Chinese killdozer actually manages to damage government property instead of his neighbors in show of state capacity
A man has driven an excavator into a Chinese government affairs centre in Shaanxi, demolishing entrances and damaging several buildings amid an alleged dispute over unpaid villagers’ compensation.
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Which way western man
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Kezi retweeted
art should disturb the comfortable and give nursing handjobs to the disturbed
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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Agent 47, your mission is to harvest 2000 bushels of wheat.
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Give it a tug? I’ll be good I promise… Art by @_ExcaliburWolf
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how did this not work
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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START THE STEAL
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Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees
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It's crazy that EDtwt is PRO-disorder. It's like if Alcoholics Anonymous was for anonymously talking about how awesome alcohol is.
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Thatcher: The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. The humble Democratic People’s Republic of Korea:
Amazing chart from Adam Farrar of Bloomberg @economics. Assuming the Binance hack was done by the North Koreans, as alleged by @trmlabs, then the country just captured 75% of its total 2025 revenue in the span of just 20 minutes
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scrubbed through a video in VLC and accidentally gave Joe Biden an invisibility potion
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You could kill like half the founding fathers by telling them this
Pope Leo will vote in the upcoming US midterm elections via a mail ballot in the Vatican. 🫡 Will YOU be at the polls on Tuesday, November 3, too?
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like sugar on my tongue
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I'm a mayfly looking for a long-term relationship
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It’s a bad day to have just put out these shirts today at BAB
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