That’s a teapot full of squash. Someone stole our jugs and cups during the off season @ThatsSoVillage
This just in…I’m crushing my language lessons on Duolingo 💪 Join me? invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5…
I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
I’m moving up the leaderboard on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective for learning languages. Join me? invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5…
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Nobody knows why cats wiggle their bottoms before they pounce. (Image: Jody Claborn)
I entered the #FridayForty for @HPPlayLDN on @TodayTixUK! Get tickets for performances next week at £40 (£20 per part) #CursedChildLDN go.todaytix.com/TheFridayFor…
It’s that time of year again! Please come and see me in this astounding compilation of West End hits goo.gl/FZiVLo
From October 24th - 27th featuring #kinkyboots #hamilton #lesmis #wicked with a fish and chip supper included in the price. What’s not to love?! Photos to come soon! goo.gl/FZiVLo
Yaaaaaaas! Come and see!
The sex is in the heel! Or is it 😳get booking those tickets, a guaranteed kinky night! 👠 goo.gl/FZiVLo #musicaltheatre #compilation #kinkyboots
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In the 19th century, groups of the illiterate poor would chip in ha'pennies to have the latest instalment of Dickens read to them.
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It’s #NationalBiscuitDay, or in my case, a Tuesday.
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As someone who's played a fair bit of club cricket with Pakistanis swinging CA bats, it's a joy seeing the actual Pakistan team using them to fend, defend and deflect.
Like using a bazooka to poke someone in the eye. Glorious. #EngvPak
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Tragic to know that only 30 years ago #Section28 was enacted, encouraging bigotry that affects many to this day. We need events and movements like Pride to make sure nothing like it can happen again. Ever. #LGBTHistory
Illustration by @drawingsofdogs as part of our collaboration.
