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London
Joined July 2009
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Nobody knows why cats wiggle their bottoms before they pounce. (Image: Jody Claborn)
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In the 19th century, groups of the illiterate poor would chip in ha'pennies to have the latest instalment of Dickens read to them.
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It’s #NationalBiscuitDay, or in my case, a Tuesday.
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As someone who's played a fair bit of club cricket with Pakistanis swinging CA bats, it's a joy seeing the actual Pakistan team using them to fend, defend and deflect. Like using a bazooka to poke someone in the eye. Glorious. #EngvPak
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Tragic to know that only 30 years ago #Section28 was enacted, encouraging bigotry that affects many to this day. We need events and movements like Pride to make sure nothing like it can happen again. Ever. #LGBTHistory Illustration by @drawingsofdogs as part of our collaboration.
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Mongolia, while land-locked, has a navy. It has seven sailors, only one of whom can swim.
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SOHO CINDERS opens at The Questors Theatre on Wednesday 16 May. Edgy, funny and deliciously naughty, Soho Cinders is a modern musical celebrating London's most colourful district! Book your tickets quick! 👉 goo.gl/xGzacA #stilesanddrewe #sohocinders #questorstheatre
Have fun with it!
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Tim Paine is Australia's new ODI skipper and, if this photo is anything to go by, is going to really shake things up on Hollyoaks.
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my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and
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PEOPLE OF EALING! Today we are on our annual publicity pub crawl! If your at a loose end today, why not come say hi out on our route! Here are the approximate timings: The Red Lion 1.45 - 2.15 The Grove 3.00 - 3.30 The Grange 4.15 - 4.45 The Common 5.30 - 6.00 Aeronaut 7.00 onwd
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We are just 4 weeks away from bringing the glitz and glamour of Old Compton Street to Ealing! The best seats are starting to sell so don't delay and grab yours today: goo.gl/xGzacA Also, stay tuned to see who's who in our cast, and get a secret insight into their past!
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WHITEOUT #COMPETITION! With so many courses being closed over the weekend due to #snow, we thought now would be the best time to get practicing! So if you’d like one of these three orange/crystal PuttOUTs, just follow us and RT this tweet for a chance to win! ❄️
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It's tough out there.
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You didn't seriously think we'd forget? Never. It's #ValentinesDay so spread the ❤️ by following us and RT'ing this tweet and you could win one of only there very special red PuttOUTs. Ending at midnight!
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REMINDER! Our next show #SOHOCINDERS will take place from 16th-19th May 2018 at @QuestorsTheatre! We are having so much fun at rehearsals, this is going to be a fantastic show! Ticket information coming soon. #gloc #glocmusicaltheatre #glocmt #noda
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The llama's scientific name is Lama glama. (Photo: Johann Dréo.)
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It’s his little arms that fly up as he realizes he’s about to roll over!
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9 clubs are currently looking for players for games this weekend. Can you help?? Visit - fybrugby.com #MakeGamesHappen
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TESTERS WANTED! We're launching our new mats but we want YOUR feedback. RT and follow to be one of two chosen to test our #prototype mats!✌️
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