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Aaargh, CLOWNS. Check me out on Youtube and Twitch just look up TaintedFables. minors DNI! Love you pookies!♡♡♡

Joined March 2022
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The one thing they really don’t prepare you for in your 20’s is how good playing house feels with your romantic partners feels and how it’s VERY DANGEROUS
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Don't bother subbing to your favourite streamer, Twitch pays them peanuts anyway. Instead, donate your money to them via ko-fi, Buy Me A Coffee, PayPal etc. Or if they're an artist, go to their media platform and commission some OC from them! There are plenty of ways to support your favs - you only need to interact with Twitch to watch a stream.
Hey streamers, before you dive head on into a Subathon, here’s a few important details regarding this years SUBTEMBER… 🚫 Recurring subs are NOT discounted 🚫 Gifted subs are NOT discounted (outside of already existing discounts) ⚠️ Bonus Bits are ONLY for Custom Power Ups (minimum 100 bits) ⚠️ Bonus Subs are for 1 week (9/26 - 10/1) How to best prepare for an optimal SUBTEMBER event… ⭐️ Advise your 1 month regular subscribers to cancel their sub in advance before purchasing a NEW 1 month sub at the 25% discount ⭐️ Encourage subscribers to upgrade to a multi-month OR higher Tier sub to receive a discount ⭐️ Offer offline benefits like exclusive Discord chat channels, movie/game nights to higher Tier subs 🤩 Push for Plus Program - 3 month subs get 30% off, if enough members do that and even consider upgrading to a higher tier you can have a fair shot at reaching your plus points goal 💎 Set up a few Custom Power Ups to benefit from the 10% Bonus Bits from Sep 12 - Sep 18 (minimum 100 bits) All info found at help.twitch.tv/s/article/sub…
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Replying to @OocTobeyM
LMAO the fact this is LITERALLY me.
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So if we're considered "dead wight" for advertising since we're averaging less than 1K CCV... don't show ads on those channels Valid solution, right? Since we're not worth showing our audiences ads due to our numbers we should be able to opt out of showing ads. I'll wait
Twitch's Former Chief Product Officer says the Discovery and Ads teams were once at war over Feed impressions (solved), and that Twitch streams with fewer than 1000 viewers are dead weight (since entertainment economics runs on ad rates). Very interesting historical insight!
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This is going to be my most controversial VTuber opinion yet:
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90. FUCKING. DAYS. SHE ONLY GOT 90 DAYS IN PRISON THAT SHOULD BE PROOF ENOUGH THAT THIS ADMINISTRATION DEFENDS RAPISTS AND PEDOPHILES
🚨 Republican Mayor Misty Roberts raped her son's 16-year-old friend at a party.
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so real, lesbian bar bathroom graffiti
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>hooters rebranding to family friendly >paypal blocking payments for lewd art >kickstarter banning 18+ campaigns >social media AI flagging everything as adult >government requiring ID to look at porn can't wait for the pendulum to swing back so we can have orgies in the streets
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i dont wanna sound like a hopeless romantic but i fantasize a lot about buying groceries & buying home decor together with the loml
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id love to be one of those girls who makes out and sometimes sleeps with her friends. the main hurdle is that to do that i need friends
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Why is he like this😭
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My gf said "I can't help you through everything but i can love you through everything " and I just hope everyone finds this kind of love
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TaintedFables 🔪 🤡 retweeted
the universal t4t experience is having an hour and a half of something you're not quite sure can be defined as sex but if its not then you don't know what to call it
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bite me bite me bite me bite me
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Comment a number (or numbers) and I will answer. Or, ask anything else ya want.
𑣲⋆。˚ vtoober get to know me!! 𓂃۶ৎ
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