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Here's the official @Smashwords response to #CleanReader. Good news for authors! smashwords.com/about/beta

LRT: It's an EBONY BONESHAFT story!

John Grisham. So fail. Such pr. Many disaster. Wow.

So feel free to self-publish your tales, those of you who bothered. I'm sure they'll stand out against the tide of crap. Yep. Definitely.

So in case you were too hung over to read it yesterday, the Ebony Boneshaft anthology isn't happening. Not enough subs. #thisiswhyIdrink

The Ebony Boneshaft anthology is DOA. I didn't have enough submissions and those few that came in won't be read. Less work for me! #winwin

#BannedBooksWeek is great! So far I've banned James Patterson, Stephenie Meyer, Kim Kardashian...

So it's a watch. Big deal. I haven't worn one in thirty years. Also, my cell phone does all that. What's next, the iDaytimer?

Who Is Ebony Boneshaft? Submissions open now. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN localheropress.ianthealy.com…

"Jesus, mother! PHRASING!" RT @GalleyCat: Seven Year-Old Aims to Publish Anti-Gun Book mbist.ro/1pmm0xU/s/IToQ

Oh gawd, the anthology submissions window is now open. I'm scairt to look in the mailbox, Pa! They's monsters in thar! #thisiswhyIdrink

The submission window for WHO IS EBONY BONESHAFT? opens on Monday. I guess it's not too early to start drinking. localheropress.ianthealy.com…

So police arrested a teacher for writing school shooting fiction under a pseudonym. Huh. *deletes browser history*

I don't know what scares me more: not getting any submissions for the anthology, or getting some and having to read them. #thisiswhyIdrink

"There's a huge, untapped market for pictures of celebrity shits," said Kardashian's publisher. "People are apeshit for it." #KardaShitties

Chapter one: "Gorilla Fingers"; Chapter two: "Corn"; Chapter three: "Too Much Fruit" #KardaShitties

Breaking news! Kim Kardashian announced new book today: Shitties. 300 pages of pics of the results of her daily grunties.

Ok, I'm done now. Carry on with #writemoregooder yourselves. Imma drink the rest of this pitcher of margaritas.

And never start a sentence with "and." #writemoregooder

"Avoid obnoxious and inappropriate dialogue tags," he ejaculated. #writemoregooder