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FakeEditor

@FakeEditor

A publishing industry insider who tells you the best way to be a successful writer! No, really!

 Under deep cover
Joined April 2010
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@FakeEditor And now I'm going "bum, badaba da, badaba da, bum bada ba..." youtu.be/aqcQUmKJEK8
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@FakeEditor ok then, per one is $200.
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@FakeEditor yes, they are all very good and I promised you that you will love them.
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@FakeEditor are you buying all of them? Because I have four, so that I will know how much to tell you.
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@FakeEditor I have not published it, it is a soft copy in my hard drive, I wrote it myself. I am a writer and I need a buyer ok.
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@FakeEditor I want to sell it, I don't want to published it. I need a buyer.
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@FakeEditor I have four soft copy of my books, in which I want you to help me to sell them if possible.
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@FakeEditor I am a writer, my name is James and I will like to get in contact with you so that we both could discuss more.
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I recommend Writers Beware and @victoriastrauss as advocate for writers and resource for legitimate publishing information! #victoriastrauss
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@FakeEditor A cheering thought: every mind-rendingly bad query you've had to read, the NSA has seen it *every time it was sent anywhere.*
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@FakeEditor How realistic is it for an author to get a chance to "elevator pitch" at a convention and actually get a request?
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@FakeEditor The loophole in that rule is #ff @FakeEditor @FakeEditor @FakeEditor @FakeEditor @FakeEditor @FakeEditor @FakeEditor @FakeEditor
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@FakeEditor "Needs more acid!" "Hero isn't crunchy enough." "This ms is made up of good chunks,but they don't meld to form a cohesive story"
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sometimes I wish there was a private twitter for agents & editors so I could just tweet out a 40 charac pitch & see if eds are interested
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Remove scientifically incompetent member of House Science Committee. Rep. Paul Broun. He says "evolution...is lies" change.org/petitions/house-s…
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I own a Nook but use Amazon & Sony Reader store to find new content because BN.com is such a bad shopping experience. #dbwdm
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@FakeEditor Following you on Twitter has given me more inside tips than any of the books So-Called Writers have put out on the subject.
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@FakeEditor The best pro-Farenheit 451 argument I've come across. #callthefiremen #paid1starreviews
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.@FakeEditor Shortly after lining my birdcage with this book, my parakeet Sprinkles hanged herself from her swing. #paid1starreviews
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@FakeEditor Can you give me an easy to follow, three step process on how not to be a sucky writer?
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