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Jim Hendry

@FakeJimHendry

Scout Extraordinaire for the New York Yankees. Operating with limitless funding. Lover of donuts and deep fried NTCs.

Joined December 2009
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Thank you old timer. You know how to resuscitate even the deadest of the dead (Twitter accounts). teapawt.net/desipiodotcom/status/1…
PointlessExercise.com (@desipiodotcom) profile picturePointlessExercise.com@desipiodotcom9 Jul 2018
Jim was not a bad GM. He made really nice deals to build up the 2003 and 2004 teams, and the weird Sam Zell "spend, spend so we can sell it" and "oh shit, we're out of money, dump them!" years were a unique challenge. Theo's just on a another level plus has better resources. teapawt.net/Louie80226291/status/1…
I'll get back to my NY slices now. Just never forget: July 31st=NOMAR/Hendry
I do have to say this: I never topped the new guys' foresight in getting rid of one R. Dempster four years ago. That was a stroke of genius
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What's an "Alex Avila" anyway? NOMAR.
See? Burger King here gets it. teapawt.net/BKuzinho/status/892068…
I brought you Nomar. A true All Star. I got Aramis for peanuts and Bobby Hill. What have the new guys brought you on this holiest of days?
My yearly reminder to #Cubs fans: I know you miss me today more than ever. I was your true messiah and you'd be still in the muck without me
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Double cheeseburgers w/caramelized onions, chipotle mayo, bbq sauce, bacon & toasted brioche bread. #FoodPorn via … ift.tt/2tqltWP
Image from FoodPorn: The Original (@FoodPorn)
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I received a World Series ring today. It's dedicated to all of those who said I'd never get one with the #Cubs.
.@AndyMacFail is getting recognized by the @Twins. So, when are the Cubs recognizing me? Creighton and the Yankees still love me.
It should've been me. teapawt.net/ericmichel/status/8210…
This young gun thinks he's hot shit. I would've done way more with his budget. At least in the catering&craft department. #cubsparade
Just remember Crane did the Orthodox priest thing too. #cubsparade
He thanks sponsors, cops, the Wrigley rats and not me. What a weasel. #cubsparade
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I patiently await my shoutout from MY APPOINTEE. #cubsparade
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I've been asked to give a statement: "I [PARTIALLY] BUILT THE TEAM THAT WON THE 2016 WORLD SERIES. YOUR ARE WELCOME, CUBS FANS."
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Sing my praises, #Cubs fans. chicagotribune.com/sports/co… Sing them loud, for I gave you Javy & Willie
I see nobody has even sent me a "thank you" tweet for giving you Javy Báez or Willson Contreras. Ungrateful pigs. #Cubs
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You wish… I've no qualms revoking NTCs once accounts quit being funny. teapawt.net/Aisle424/status/768934…
Aisle 424 Has Fallen (@Aisle424) profile pictureAisle 424 Has Fallen@Aisle42425 Aug 2016
I also have a Lifetime No Trade Clause. @FakeJimHendry gave it to me. teapawt.net/BleacherNation/status/…
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Dick. I'm still alive yet haunt your nightmares. teapawt.net/Soup_CIub/status/76664…
Soup Club (@Soup_CIub) profile pictureSoup Club@Soup_CIub19 Aug 2016
Image from Soup Club (@Soup_CIub)
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