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 Hawaii, Bali etc
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Coalism – That ideology that espouses the requirement for greed to be so overwhelming that coal continues to be mined and burnt and in so doing, destroys the environment in which we live Coalist – A short sighted, greedy fuckwit. Adherent to Coalism See Also – Coalition,Fascism
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That's one big fucking mouse. Thank Christ we put up fences around Parliament House...
Riff Raff (@RichardAOB) profile pictureRiff Raff@RichardAOB11 Jan 2020
Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-resistant burrows but are actively herding fleeing animals into them. We’re seeing more leadership and empathy from these guys than the entire Federal government.
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When you think you had a good interview, but you're actually one step closer to pitch forks in the streets. #auspol
Dr Ingrid M🪁 (@iMusing) profile pictureDr Ingrid M🪁@iMusing11 Jan 2020
here we go. Speers opens with the same emotional appeal Rowland covered the other night. Morrison answers in serious praise community mode this time, instead of defensive gritted teeth fury mode #SeeYaScott
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Perhaps it was the empathy consultant. Holding up cue cards to keep Scott on track: "SHOW CONCERN" "DO NOT SMIRK". Whenever you saw Morrison starting to look flustered, consultant was madly shaking his head & holding up the "WRONG WAY GO BACK" card. #auspol #insiders #DavidSpeers
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andie@anndeejam11 Jan 2020
announcing a royal commission is just a government trying to play their get out of jail free card
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#OKRupert
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#OKRupert
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If the Liberal Party somehow splits itself in two, don't be surprised if Peter Dutton starts wearing a Swastika to work.
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Q: Would Bali have been a better choice?
David Speers (@David_Speers) profile pictureDavid Speers@David_Speers11 Jan 2020
I’ll be joined by Prime Minister @ScottMorrisonMP for a special extended interview on the bushfire crisis tomorrow at 8:30am AEDT on @ABCTV @abcnews
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The truth about Australia's fires — Only about 1 per cent of the land burnt in NSW this bushfire season can be officially attributed to arson, and it is even less in Victoria abc.net.au/news/2020-01-11/a… via @abcnews
We crunched the numbers on bushfires and arson — the results might surprise you

We crunched the numbers on bushfires and arson — the results might surprise you

Australia's massive blazes have sparked big headlines about arsonists, but they're responsible for about 1 per cent of the total land burned in NSW — and it's a similar story in other states.

abc.net.au
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Just ordered a copy of Dark Emu, fuck you Dutts
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People WERE wondering what Peter Dutton was up to when the fires were burning. Now we all know.
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Lets find out.
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Replying to @R0saMSuz @Lmccw
Me in Sydney airport lounge this week, grabbing and dumping a handful of lies and propaganda
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Look, what better way to distract from a leadership vacuum than to be an arsehole to minority groups? #Dutton
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Purchase your copy of Bruce Pascoe's book now before we add it to our book burning list. booktopia.com.au/dark-emu-br…
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Peter Dutton to submit to DNA test to confirm Neanderthal Genealogy.
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Mayor of Kangaroo Island. #DenierFires
Michael Pengilly (@PengillyMichael) profile pictureMichael Pengilly@PengillyMichael26 Dec 2019
I’m with your Dad
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Investigating Bruce Pascoe to see if his heart is as black as Peter Dutton's.
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Says the Coal-Fondler-in-chief
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When will they realise that war is being waged against them? #climateprotest
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