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Perhaps it was the empathy consultant. Holding up cue cards to keep Scott on track: "SHOW CONCERN" "DO NOT SMIRK". Whenever you saw Morrison starting to look flustered, consultant was madly shaking his head & holding up the "WRONG WAY GO BACK" card. #auspol #insiders #DavidSpeers
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announcing a royal commission is just a government trying to play their get out of jail free card
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Just ordered a copy of Dark Emu, fuck you Dutts
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People WERE wondering what Peter Dutton was up to when the fires were burning. Now we all know.
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Replying to @R0saMSuz @Lmccw
Me in Sydney airport lounge this week, grabbing and dumping a handful of lies and propaganda
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UPDATE: News Corp say they didn't delete the all-staff email sent by a disgruntled employee this afternoon, it was burnt by arsonists.
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Need a place to stay because of the #AustralianFires? Don't have anywhere to keep your pet? Have a bed to offer? Let us know and we'll do our best to connect you with someone that could use your help, or help you out. #NSWFires #VicFires #SouthCoastFires
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I am sick of the notion of 'philanthropy' trotted when the very wealthy donate to charities or disaster relief as some sort of altruistic gesture while at the same time exploiting workers, engaging in tax evasion, denying climate change and fighting against wage increases.
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But News Corp does make a significant contribution to the economy ... of Delaware. News Australia Holdings revenue over 5 years = $13.9B, taxable income = $246M, tax = zero. Source ATO corporate tax data
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Replying to @sussanley
Reminder 16th Jun 2014, 8:07 PM – Representatives Sussan Ley voted very strongly against increasing protection of Australia's fresh water #ClimateCriminals theyvoteforyou.org.au/people…
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Twiggy Forrest said he wasn’t concerned about scope 3 emissions, those generated outside Australia using our coal, gas and his ore. We have ONE biosphere. One atmosphere. One planet. Blow this one and we’re stuffed.
I am sick of the notion of 'philanthropy' trotted when the very wealthy donate to charities or disaster relief as some sort of altruistic gesture while at the same time exploiting workers, engaging in tax evasion, denying climate change and fighting against wage increases.
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What a load of rubbish. Shane Fitzsimmons (NSW RFS Commissioner) has said that it's got nothing to do with Greens or greenies.
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The backburning budgie smuggler... #auspol
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Not that I believe this horseshit...but gee I’d love to see the faces of the LNP pricks after the rapture as they realise they’ve been left behind...
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We're working with the NSW Attorney General, @LegalAidNSW , @LawSocietyNSW & other legal assistance providers to help those affected by the bushfires. @NSWBar is inviting volunteer barristers to provide legal assistance - click here for further details: nswbar.asn.au/the-bar-associ…
Tamsyn Grillett (11yrs) from Broken Hill contacted me as she wanted to help people affected by fires So far she's made 32 toiletry packs & sent them to me Arrived today & they'll get to those in need - mum, dad & the family would be very proud Thank you for your kindness #NSWRFS
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"coal mining employs 38,000 people in Australia. Tourism employs 924,000. Climate-driven fires mean hotel rooms sitting empty, cafe meals not eaten, tours not taken." The coal industry is suffocating the economy. #ClimateEmergency #AustraliaFires #auspol theage.com.au/national/the-b…
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Same price as rebuilding a perfectly good stadium.
Berejiklian government to spend $1b rebuilding fire-ravaged NSW smh.com.au/politics/nsw/bere… via @smh
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