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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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you watch Robert Gasser pitch in the World Series and you can finally answer the question “What if prime Sandy Koufax looked like a 17th century Spanish swordsman”
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The Milwaukee Brewers never die #WinOurWay
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this is what i’m doing right now
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The Beewers is a fine baseball team.
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A Jhoulys Chacín and an Éric Gagné in the same row!
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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THIS IS OUR CULTURE
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Milwaukee Brewers fans showed up to tailgate World Series Game 1 at nine in the morning. The parking lot gates were still locked. First pitch was ten hours away. In old Japan, when ten thousand people camp outside a fortress at dawn with iron cauldrons, smoke, and provisions, it is called a siege. Milwaukee laid siege to its own castle. Out of pure love. With bratwurst and folding chairs. When reporters told Christian Yelich that fans had been lined up since nine, he said he was surprised it took them that long. In my land, a general knows the battle is already half won when his people light the morning fires before the gates even open. Nobody guards a castle like the Midwest in October.
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The ONLY way is through Milwaukee #WinOurWay
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I see people talking about the hidden meaning in the Milwaukee Brewers' logo again. I thought this was obvious to everybody.
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Seriously does not taste good @MillerLite
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THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT IS COMING HOME TO MILWAUKEE #WinOurWay
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My dad just said he thinks baseball is the only reason left handers are allowed to live
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The animals all dug in to heaping platters of fresh dandelion cheese, candied nuts, plum an’ currant pudding, roasted carrots and leeks piled high, and kind of a lemony-garlicky-miso-gochujang easy weeknight protein noodle situation
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt
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Yes sir Mr. President
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Congrats to the @Brewers and Pat Murphy!!! NLCS bound!!
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