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found this guy who started a podcast about his experiences with the mafia but he mostly just describes different types of food while borderline falling asleep
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Imagine your team is losing 10-0 in the World Series when they’re already down 2 games in the series and your team starts a Mr. Brightside sing along
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milwaukee brewers remain undaunted. adversity is the spark of inspiration. wife is heading to bed, i am heading to the garage. broken bones be damned, i'm going to land a kickflip for sal frelick tonight!
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my wife saw this and said "awww the lorax is so happy!"
A grown man dressed as Bernie the Brewer fighting back tears in enemy territory. I love this stupid, beautiful game.
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you watch Robert Gasser pitch in the World Series and you can finally answer the question “What if prime Sandy Koufax looked like a 17th century Spanish swordsman”
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The Milwaukee Brewers never die #WinOurWay
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this is what i’m doing right now
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The Beewers is a fine baseball team.
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A Jhoulys Chacín and an Éric Gagné in the same row!
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Chandler Simpson is my favorite baseball player named after two 90s sitcoms
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i was very spoiled growing up having parents who were great cooks, but every once in awhile we'd come home from school and they'd be like "we're having pepsi beef tonight. it's like our normal roast beef but we poured two cans of pepsi on it"
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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THIS IS OUR CULTURE
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are we comparing yandy diaz to THIS ted williams!?!
Like an umpire once said to a catcher disputing a ball/strike call on Ted Williams: “if it had been a strike, Mr. Williams would have swung.” Bring back normalizing good hitters getting special treatment. “If Mr. Diaz wanted to check his swing, he checked his swing.”
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my son's toy box contains: farm animal puzzle, baseball bat, stacking rings, plastic keys, ancient leather-bound tome with powerful runes carved into the cover, stuffed octopus, racecar, the most annoying talking dump truck imaginable
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Milwaukee Brewers fans showed up to tailgate World Series Game 1 at nine in the morning. The parking lot gates were still locked. First pitch was ten hours away. In old Japan, when ten thousand people camp outside a fortress at dawn with iron cauldrons, smoke, and provisions, it is called a siege. Milwaukee laid siege to its own castle. Out of pure love. With bratwurst and folding chairs. When reporters told Christian Yelich that fans had been lined up since nine, he said he was surprised it took them that long. In my land, a general knows the battle is already half won when his people light the morning fires before the gates even open. Nobody guards a castle like the Midwest in October.
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it's so insane that they don't show this on the broadcast
Fire up the Metallica. Here comes Trevor Megill
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The ONLY way is through Milwaukee #WinOurWay
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