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found this guy who started a podcast about his experiences with the mafia but he mostly just describes different types of food while borderline falling asleep
milwaukee brewers remain undaunted. adversity is the spark of inspiration. wife is heading to bed, i am heading to the garage. broken bones be damned, i'm going to land a kickflip for sal frelick tonight!
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you watch Robert Gasser pitch in the World Series and you can finally answer the question “What if prime Sandy Koufax looked like a 17th century Spanish swordsman”
i was very spoiled growing up having parents who were great cooks, but every once in awhile we'd come home from school and they'd be like "we're having pepsi beef tonight. it's like our normal roast beef but we poured two cans of pepsi on it"
are we comparing yandy diaz to THIS ted williams!?!
my son's toy box contains: farm animal puzzle, baseball bat, stacking rings, plastic keys, ancient leather-bound tome with powerful runes carved into the cover, stuffed octopus, racecar, the most annoying talking dump truck imaginable
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Milwaukee Brewers fans showed up to tailgate World Series Game 1 at nine in the morning.
The parking lot gates were still locked. First pitch was ten hours away.
In old Japan, when ten thousand people camp outside a fortress at dawn with iron cauldrons, smoke, and provisions, it is called a siege.
Milwaukee laid siege to its own castle. Out of pure love. With bratwurst and folding chairs.
When reporters told Christian Yelich that fans had been lined up since nine, he said he was surprised it took them that long.
In my land, a general knows the battle is already half won when his people light the morning fires before the gates even open.
Nobody guards a castle like the Midwest in October.
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