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⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡

@FastestWhiteboy

@ashleighmeows & Bush did 9/11

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Joined April 2011
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Playing the first two kingdom hearts so I can prepare myself for the third one when it’s released 🔥
Yeah, Waffle House officially won. teapawt.net/ihob/status/1006146528…
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@IHOP11 Jun 2018
Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let’s see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!! #IHOb
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@IHOP11 Jun 2018
Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let’s see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!! #IHOb
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@SportsCenter12 Jun 2018
43-0 ... after 1 quarter? 😳 teapawt.net/usabasketball/status/1…
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@usabasketball12 Jun 2018
END OF 1: 🇺🇸 #USABMU18 43, 🇵🇦 Panama 0 #FIBAU18Americas
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Jim Dietz@jimdietzz9 Jun 2018
JR: I can’t believe we gon lose to them for third time Steph: bruh I ain’t on your team
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Wtf is this 😂😂 teapawt.net/aNerdsWord/status/1006…
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Houston! teapawt.net/JoelEmbiid/status/1005…
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@JoelEmbiid9 Jun 2018
Trust The Process!!!! Find a new slant @KingJames
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The Church Of Satan
@ChurchofSatan9 Jun 2018
If you were a Satanist then you’d know that using your imaginary friends to attack dead people who were obviously suffering before they died is a pretty fucking dick move. teapawt.net/david_leavitt/status/1…
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@DavidLeavitt8 Jun 2018
If you’re religious, then you believe there’s a special place in hell or purgatory for people like Anthony Bourdain who take their own lives.
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LeBron going to the rockets or Celtics
He knows it too teapawt.net/big_business_/status/1…
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@FloTrack9 Jun 2018
2️⃣:5️⃣9️⃣.0️⃣0️⃣ COLLEGIATE RECORD Norman & Benjamin both split 43!!
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LeBron ain’t scoring for shit besides these f/t
Yo that was dirty
Can’t cry already LeBron
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@FloTrack9 Jun 2018
MICHAEL NORMAN ‼️ 4️⃣3️⃣.6️⃣1️⃣
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@SportsCenter9 Jun 2018
What in the world, Steph?!

Steph makes ridiculous off-balance three

Steph Curry tries to draw a foul before draining a wild three in the 1st quarter of Game 4 vs. Cleveland.

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Warriors gonna get this W
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Dub@WMsDiary1 Jun 2018
Put this in the Smithsonian
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