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⟿ Dakota Schaub ⚡

@FastestWhiteboy

@ashleighmeows & Bush did 9/11

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Joined April 2011
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Yeah, Waffle House officially won. teapawt.net/ihob/status/1006146528…
IHOP (@IHOP) profile pictureIHOP
@IHOP11 Jun 2018
Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let’s see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!! #IHOb
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter12 Jun 2018
43-0 ... after 1 quarter? 😳 teapawt.net/usabasketball/status/1…
USA Basketball (@usabasketball) profile pictureUSA Basketball
@usabasketball12 Jun 2018
END OF 1: 🇺🇸 #USABMU18 43, 🇵🇦 Panama 0 #FIBAU18Americas
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Jim Dietz@jimdietzz9 Jun 2018
JR: I can’t believe we gon lose to them for third time Steph: bruh I ain’t on your team
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The Church Of Satan
@ChurchofSatan9 Jun 2018
If you were a Satanist then you’d know that using your imaginary friends to attack dead people who were obviously suffering before they died is a pretty fucking dick move. teapawt.net/david_leavitt/status/1…
David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@DavidLeavitt) profile pictureDavid Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈
@DavidLeavitt8 Jun 2018
If you’re religious, then you believe there’s a special place in hell or purgatory for people like Anthony Bourdain who take their own lives.
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FloTrack
@FloTrack9 Jun 2018
2️⃣:5️⃣9️⃣.0️⃣0️⃣ COLLEGIATE RECORD Norman & Benjamin both split 43!!
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FloTrack
@FloTrack9 Jun 2018
MICHAEL NORMAN ‼️ 4️⃣3️⃣.6️⃣1️⃣
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter9 Jun 2018
What in the world, Steph?!

Steph makes ridiculous off-balance three

Steph Curry tries to draw a foul before draining a wild three in the 1st quarter of Game 4 vs. Cleveland.

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Dub@WMsDiary1 Jun 2018
Put this in the Smithsonian
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Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport1 Jun 2018
“Wait, we wasn’t winning?”
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Fast Times
@KarateSkool1 Jun 2018
This series really gonna be defined by this and I’m fucking rolling. Bron don’t deserve that 😭😭😭
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JR Smith
@TheRealJRSmith4 Aug 2013
damn mybad
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Trill Withers@TylerIAm1 Jun 2018
"NIGGA!" - Lebron james
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Chris Manning 🏀
@LD2K1 Jun 2018
LeBron To JR.
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pint sized ponk@MuseByMS31 May 2018
"Or even back when i was up there in Mohammad crib, paying 1700 for the rent, money well spent, no heater but a nigga made heat may i vent" 🙏 teapawt.net/OnlyHipHopFacts/status… teapawt.net/OnlyHipHopFacts/status…
Only Hip Hop Facts (@OnlyHipHopFacts) profile pictureOnly Hip Hop Facts@OnlyHipHopFacts30 May 2018
Mohammad, J Cole's landlord that believed in him enough to let him put some rent money on layaway, getting to see him at MSG. When Cole got signed he paid him the money owed and then some.
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New York Daily News
@NYDailyNews31 May 2018
Today's @BillBramhall | More: nydn.us/2H86F4I
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🦴@og_dalon30 May 2018
2-6 shit till da grave💙
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Pop-Tarts
@PopTartsUS29 May 2018
Never. How bout you delete this and apologize teapawt.net/MCarlNotCarlos/status/…
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Geuice 🧃@Geuice30129 May 2018
Just cuz you can turn a dick into a character doesn’t mean there wasn’t a dick on my screen to begin with. teapawt.net/mwendecharles/status/9…
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I don’t even exist fr@loccdawgg30 May 2018
What is “boo boo the fool” teapawt.net/juveetci/status/100150…
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Zach@AyeGirlWassup30 May 2018
This might sound selfish to some people but I’d much rather own a Tesla than be able to pay for my future kids college tuition. Sorry kiddos, you’ll figure it out.
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