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Deacon in the Russian True Orthodox Church. Husband and father. Army Veteran. Former LEO. Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy upon me, a sinner.

Pacific NW
Joined January 2024
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Saint John of San Francisco, pray for us sinners!
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For the same reason Jetskis aren't called "Boatercycles". Because it's a cruel, cruel world my friend.
OVERHEARD Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?
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The most un-specific, yet specific statement I've read today.
In your charity, could you ✨not ✨?
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Prepare and train for the worst, but pray for the best.
I am your teenage cousin. I pull you aside after family dinner. I tell you that i am scared and demoralized from everything i am seeing in the news and in social media. What do you tell me for comfort and/or motivation?
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Beer run still counts, right?
BREAKING: I just spoke with a Government insider, You NEED to go on a run ASAP because you’re fat asf.
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She's not wrong.
Replying to @EBurdine
This is why women are commanded to remain silent in the church
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Wait a second pal...you're referring to me aren't you!
The average Twitter user wants to be offended and if actively looking for the next thing to be offended about.
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Why, to discriminate, of course.
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Can't go wrong with the Dino costume.
My 21 yo is about to turn 22. His 11 yo brother is perusing the birthday gift wish list. It includes things like a double sided quarter, an inflatable dino costume, pepper spray, logic puzzles, and a lock picking kit. Oh, and the Calvin and Hobbes collection. I love this man.
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They don't act separately and independently.
Christians say the Father is God, the Son is God, and the Holy Spirit is God, yet still one God. 1 + 1 + 1 is not 1. And don’t reply with 1 × 1 × 1 = 1. As the three are not identical units. They act separately and independently. That’s three gods, not one. How is this monotheism?
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If half of OrthoTwitter understood this, they wouldn't ever argue works with Protestants, but they don't
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Are you converting Muslims? Are you converting Jews? No, our are fake Orthodox apologists are trying to convert Catholics and Protestants. So they say. How you ask? By doing apologetic debates with Catholics and Protestants. But, in these debates the Orthodox “scholars” are telling their opponents how bad their faith is and how wrong they are about what they believe. Occasionally throwing insults and personal attacks to get them to convert to Orthodoxy. A great game plan, right? It would be funny except it’s so stupid it defies logic. It’s a show of ego. With no purpose except to humiliate their opponents. The only ones that enjoy the debate are the ignorant. Where are the bishops? Canon 64 Council at Trullo Quinisext council. A layman shall not dispute or teach in public. Who has a bishop’s written blessing?
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Sorry, but that's a bird.
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Agreed. 100%
Which amendments if any would you remove from the Constitution if you could… I'll go first. I'd repeal the 16th and 17th amendments. They both significantly undermined federalism and I don't think the modern massive bureaucracy and federal intrusion into every aspect of our lives would be possible without the 16th.
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FatherLongin retweeted
animals staring at the trail cam a thread:
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A response to a priest offended by Dyer; Please excuse Jay Dyer. He’s an exprotestant that pretends to be an Orthodox apologist. He is not. He is nothing more than a street performer making money off of unsuspecting Orthodox enquirers. The enquirers protect him with a boy like crush. He holds no rank and is not a theologian, nor is he a scholar in the Orthodox Church. Jay used to work for Alex Jones and his followers on X are mostly fighting age males that are misogynistic, antisemitic, and racist. His priest and bishop, ROCOR, choose the money Dyer brings the church over his heretical and immoral views. In debate, Dyer is often vile, condescending and uses obscene language. He uses straw man arguments in every debate. Many of our celebrity priests associate with Dyer because of his large number of followers. The majority of Orthodox Bishops and Priests do not approve or support Jay Dyer.
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Start watching Spanish TV with English subtitles
l want to learn how to speak Spanish. Where should I start? And please don’t say Duolingo.
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Europe will once again fall to the Muslim invader. Only this time, Europe welcomed them with open arms, and that mistake will ultimately result in the absolute destruction of European culture, heritage, and it's once proud people.
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