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Paul's Jokes

@MoreTwitty

You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!

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Joined August 2014
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If everything were written in Hebrew, there'd be nothing left to right! #cleanjoke
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OLD JOKE I don't have trouble meeting expenses -- I just turn around and they're there!
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@MoreTwitty28 Feb 2023
Someone's in the wrong Zoom meeting.
Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) profile pictureLloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalist28 Feb 2023
This would’ve changed my childhood significantly. #BradyBunch #AliceCooper
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Don't complain. I'm at the age where I sometimes put my pants IN the refrigerator!
Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) profile pictureThrilla the Gorilla
@ThrillaRilla36916h
I’ve reached the age where I can hurt myself putting on pants, but I’ll still try to move a refrigerator alone.
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(For the image of Eleph, I was expecting Will Ferrell.)
Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) profile pictureLloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalist19h
#themoreyouknow
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One from a friend: 83% of electric vehicles sold since 2020 are still on the road! (The rest made it home.)
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@MoreTwitty26 Aug 2020
Reminds me of one I recently retweeted: Buy a man a plane ticket and he'll fly one time. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life!
Joshin and Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) profile pictureJoshin and Jokien
@joshcarlosjosh26 Aug 2020
show a man a tweet and you'll make him angry for a day, teach a man to tweet and you'll enrage him for a lifetime
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Wisdom from a friend: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
So no messing with a gas engine or batteries to change? Hmmm ...
Frankie (@MommaFrankie) profile pictureFrankie
@MommaFrankieOct 25
What a fantastic idea!
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Nice you're starting at the top!
Alice Mills (@millsalice144) profile pictureAlice Mills@millsalice144Oct 27
I got a job at the comb factory. It’s part time.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Wow -- what a pane!!
Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) profile pictureInteresting things
@awkwardgoogleOct 27
A Chinese company uses civil unrest in France as an ad to promote the durability of its glass.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Hard to believe this joke still worked just 4 years ago!
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@MoreTwitty6 Oct 2022
Planning a very special evening. Anyone know which color wine I should get if we have dinner from White Castle and a movie from Red Box?
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
OLD JOKE A tiny "mom & pop" shop ended up jammed between 2 huge "box" stores. Things looked grim for them until the owner put up a giant sign that said ... "Entrance."
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
If you really want to be classy, box wine is now referred to as "cardbordeaux."
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Tanks!
The Figen (@TheFigen_) profile pictureThe Figen
@TheFigen_Oct 26
Education is important. Knowing physics is important.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Regarding the second joke below: My daughter said it Falls flat. 😁
Puns AndOneliners (@punsandoneliner) profile picturePuns AndOneliners@punsandonelinerOct 27
Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin. punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Pumpkin #PumpkinJokes #joke #Haloween #Humour
Pumpkin Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Pumpkin Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Heard that burglars used a pumpkin to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. Pumpkin Jokes

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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Cute response from @_Nathan_Jensen -- "Your kids really need to experience how people in other parts of the world make chicken nuggets, too."
Drew (@drewdyck) profile pictureDrew
@drewdyckOct 27
Really feeling the need for a vacation. It's so important to just get away and look at your phone somewhere new.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Just don't expect "peace" from the kids if you do!* * (that's way more trick than treat!)
Joe Kerr (@thec0med1an) profile pictureJoe Kerr
@thec0med1anOct 27
I’m on a diet now, so this is absolutely perfect! If I could give these out for Halloween, I absolutely would!
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Might do better on office!
BuffaloRon (@BuffaloRon) profile pictureBuffaloRon
@BuffaloRonOct 27
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
OLD JOKE When they arrest a mute, do they still say, "You have the right to remain silent"? * * (seems kind of cruel!)
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My bad. Next time I'll send you half a card!
Tumbleweed (@Tumbleweed975) profile pictureTumbleweed@Tumbleweed9752 Mar 2025
Today I turn 61 & a half and so far no cards 😞
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