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No moonlight for outstretched paw, The monkey disturbs the pool. Slipping into black water. Streetlights blind him to his friend.

Joined April 2022
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Can we get a picture of what the "Vancouver landlords" look like? I have my suspicions.
Vancouver landlords fined $90,000 after dividing home into 21 sleeping rooms for 17 tenants. Contraventions of municipal zoning, building, electrical, safety, and fire rules.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Most data has shown that there is some kind of thing happening with younger women - they are genuinely complete pieces of shit. I actually dont believe all of these are "skits" I think the internet has allowed a lot of complete loser, dickhead people - often women - to simply advertise themselves as what they are.
She left her kids with her husband for a few days and come back to this - child neglect or just lazy parenting? 🤔
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
The "male loneliness epidemic" is just women being so evil and having so much power over men that if she tells you you guys are done and she's blocking you she will then try to ruin your life if you politely tell her okay. Men don't want washed up hoes that will ruin them.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
When animals are feeling playful and sociable they act more like juvenile members of their species, rolling around on their backs, wiggling around, etc
I used to think the thing about cis women and autopedophilia was overblown online until two of my cishet friends started dating each other, ive never seen an adult woman act like that before
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
The actual, honest-to-goodness Israeli Jews are telling me that I can't have this.
So my match would be a white green-eyed brunette, parents happily together, 0 bodycount, 0 tattoos and 0 piercings. And then scaling by standard deviations: IQ 135, BMI 21, height 5'5.... And yet I can barely get dates with anyone period, let alone anywhere near this bar.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
I just informed him that he can get a restraining order against you.
Replying to @Anisha_in_Ldn
Because he refuses to be honest with me. I've given him a month to explain what happened honestly and directly. As my friend of 6 years, that's the bare minimum. Instead he has blocked me.
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Clavicular and Hexumlite talking to a group of boys, saying, "You have inherent worth. You deserve to have expectations for how women treat you. Never accept a relationship in which you're being mistreated." Hags: "I can't understand why young men are so drawn to Clavicular."
Clavicular had to tell this guy to BREAK UP with his girlfriend after she admitted to CHEATING on him, and says you should NEVER take a girl back if she cheats on you 😳💔 “You can do better. You’re a good looking dude, you shouldn’t be with a girl who cheated on you. You got to break up with her.” “Once a girl cheats it’s over, I promise you, I absolutely promise you. She will never love you, she will never be your long term partner, it’s bad to hear but it’s actually true. The worst thing you could do with your life is continue to date a girl who cheated on you.”
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
As much as I criticize therapy, it’s important to remember that most people are wholly unable to self reflect without directed prompting.
Chance the Rapper reposted this on IG btw. There is no escaping this reality when dating in the United States
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You can tell his soul is fundamentally that of a sensitive autistic nerd. He wasn’t cut out for this long term like the rockstar brociopaths of antiquity. Ozzy Osborne could withstand the female soul like a cockroach staring at the elephants foot, his simplicity a suit of armour. Clav cannot, he is taking heavy spiritual damage. He is going to have a complete mental breakdown within like 2 years and become some sort of islamo-Christian spiritual leader who wears tattered robes.
Clavicular had to tell this guy to BREAK UP with his girlfriend after she admitted to CHEATING on him, and says you should NEVER take a girl back if she cheats on you 😳💔 “You can do better. You’re a good looking dude, you shouldn’t be with a girl who cheated on you. You got to break up with her.” “Once a girl cheats it’s over, I promise you, I absolutely promise you. She will never love you, she will never be your long term partner, it’s bad to hear but it’s actually true. The worst thing you could do with your life is continue to date a girl who cheated on you.”
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Clavicular CALLED OUT this girl for microcheating on her boyfriend 😳 “You deserve better. You kind of mog her not gonna lie. Just remember that.” “Just remember that, know your girth.”
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Daily reminder that Hugh Hefner the founder of playboy was actually a virgin as in he only slept with one women who he would later marry but just before their marriage his would be wife millie confessed to cheating on him while was away fighting in World War 2. This redpilled hef who later founded playboy and is known to have slept with more than a thousand women. Remember, Behind every misogynist man there's always a woman
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Hobbes: witchcraft is fake but we should kill witches anyway for being malicious
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This is a good example of how "reputation" is a kind of blind spot in the modern world. Any time a woman does something like this, it makes all women everywhere look like evil, conniving whores. If women had any sense of self-presevation, they'd lynch women like this.
She demanded 'hard' sex, joked about being gang-raped... then drove her MIT scientist lover to attempt suicide with #MeToo lie. Now read the disgraceful texts that landed her $10m in debt trib.al/IFJSy9a
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
I would still nuke these ladies if Benjamin Netanyahu told me to. That's what loyalty to the state of Israel means.
🔴عکس و فیلمای وایرال شده از یه باشگاه ورزشی زنونه توی بالاشهر تهران. بوی پول و سلامت روان از پشت موبایل حس شد💸
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Jesus Christ died for your sins meanwhile you can't stop touching your cock. fuck you
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
A statistic that sounds fake but isn't: Not one single white American man born after 1984 has published a work of literary fiction in The New Yorker. It's not because they stopped writing. It's because The New Yorker has refused to publish them. The publishing industry has blacked out a generation of male writers & then they wonder why boys don't read.
About 70% of publishing professionals are women. Because agents and editors tend to select books they personally relate to, an increasing number of male authors are being sidelined in the publishing industry, resulting in an overwhelming number of female protagonists on our shelves—and a dearth of male ones. No wonder young men are no longer reading.
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Molag Bal is a leftover divinity from a previous, more brutal cycle of time ruled by the Dreugh, hence why even among the malevolent Daedric Princes he stands out as particularly evil with almost none of the positive aspects even Princes like Boethiah or Mephala tend to have.
Some of our own personal favorite lore from The Elder Scrolls. Do you share any of these? Let us know your favorites in the replies! #BGS40
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
It's official. I've joined the Umarmy. I've barely ever watched a vtuber stream; I just follow them on Twitter because they're always phenomenal poasters. But a pack of howling vicious little neo-Marxists bullying her and trying to coerce her into self-denunciations for the original sin of being an active-duty servicemember have pissed me off so much that I'm now a paying channel member. I will watch, I will chill, I will absorb the barn vibes, I'll send super-chats to pay for Tractor Supply electrolyte tubs, I'll do anything and everything to support the horse who believes in me. If you have any interest in Vtubers at all, and/or are active/prior duty yourselves, please consider supporting this adorable powderpuff; even if it's just subscribing to her channel for free.
this is the tomboy horse she's a massive dork, and one of the kindest vtubers i've ever had the pleasure of interacting with she could really use some love and support right now
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Women calling little boys "would-be incels" should be met with the same contempt and disgust as men calling little girls "future whores" or other sexualized insults. WILDLY inappropriate way to speak of children.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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Faustian Augustus retweeted
Best comic of all time by @heytherenrds
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