Respawned Shitposter. Occasionally intelligent. Freedom of speech gives me the right to hurt your feelings, and it also gives you the right to cry about it.
Joined February 2023
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Great fucking question. The answer is that the republicans are the stupid party and democrats are the evil party.
These are all centrist opinions and yet somehow neither of America's political parties can agree on any of these.
These are the positions I hold that actually affect who I vote for
- Fuck you, don't touch my guns
- Fuck you, stop protecting pedophiles
- Fuck you, stop letting in terrorists
- Fuck you, stop alienating young white men in order to create the violent extremists you claim to fear
- Fuck you, stop censoring my speech
- Fuck you, stop engineering mass shootings
- Fuck you all for the rest of your lives for everything related to COVID
- Fuck you, stop releasing habitual violent felons
- Fuck you, stop refusing to prosecute interracial crime in cities as a form of segregation in order to more effectively maintain your partisan vice grip on the black vote
- Fuck you, don't kneecap our AI progress
- Fuck you, stop collaborating with China
- Fuck you, don't exclude me from the job market based on my race and gender
- Fuck you, stop hiring H1-Bs
- Fuck you, stop giving my money to african pirates
- Fuck you, stop giving my money to Israel
- Fuck you, stop giving my money to Ukraine
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These are the positions I hold that actually affect who I vote for
- Fuck you, don't touch my guns
- Fuck you, stop protecting pedophiles
- Fuck you, stop letting in terrorists
- Fuck you, stop alienating young white men in order to create the violent extremists you claim to fear
- Fuck you, stop censoring my speech
- Fuck you, stop engineering mass shootings
- Fuck you all for the rest of your lives for everything related to COVID
- Fuck you, stop releasing habitual violent felons
- Fuck you, stop refusing to prosecute interracial crime in cities as a form of segregation in order to more effectively maintain your partisan vice grip on the black vote
- Fuck you, don't kneecap our AI progress
- Fuck you, stop collaborating with China
- Fuck you, don't exclude me from the job market based on my race and gender
- Fuck you, stop hiring H1-Bs
- Fuck you, stop giving my money to african pirates
- Fuck you, stop giving my money to Israel
- Fuck you, stop giving my money to Ukraine
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Congressman Robert Garcia is from Peru. He entered America and then became an illegal by overstaying his visa
So the man who entered our country and broke our immigration laws now wants to weaponize our justice system against his political opponents. This is where we are
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You know who I feel sorry for? US military GWOT veterans.
You spent twenty years fighting and dying, developing PTSD in a war against an enemy that is now winning elections on your home ground.
It makes a mockery of the whole thing.
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Predictions:
- Infinity Migrants
- Crime Legalized (Except for White People)
- $5000 Tax Stamps
- Nick Shirley Put Into An Iron Maiden
- Still No Epstein Prosecutions, Obviously
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Why are all the people who were warning of fascism suddenly bragging about the coming show trials, reeducation camps, and nationalization?
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If I were Trump I would call for the first Special Session of Congress since 1948 and tell them they either pass the Save America Act right fucking now or I'm nuking both Tel Aviv and Tehran.
President Trump Will Again Defy the Odds, the Fake News, and the Radical Left
whitehouse.gov/releases/2026…
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How about we throw your faggot ass in jail for hiring illegals?
Why the fuck aren't police arresting the people who are employing illegals? Put handcuffs on these people and I bet they will figure out how to hire Americans.
lmao
Mars is toxic to human life.
RIP trillionaire dreams
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mars dust ultrafine particles and perchlorates pose inhalation risks that require mitigations for astronauts, but NASA and lead researchers describe this as a manageable design challenge that can be prepared for and overcome, not evidence that Mars is toxic to human life.
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Until you throw people like this in jail and seize their property (and give it as a dividend to ordinary people to get them on board), you will never stop illegal immigration.
Ain't no fucking way lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh yeah, one last thing.
One of the people we had inside the @katy4congress campaign might be someone you’d recognize…
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Scotland was 99% white as recently as 1990. Anyone telling you blacks had any part in Scottish history is fucking braindead, delusion and simply lying to you.
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Yeah nobody is buying this shit anymore.
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"One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it"
My 18-year old was at a friend’s last night. One of the attendees (same age) was found in the bathroom on the floor, having a seizure.
My daughter yelled for someone to call 911, and they did. This is a small SW Ontario city.
More than HALF AN HOUR later, the 911 people called back and said there were no ambulance teams to send and asked if he was “still okay.”
“NO, HE IS STILL HAVING SEIZURES.”
The ambulance never came. The kids ended up calling the boy’s mom back and told her the ambulance wouldn’t come, so she came to the house and for him and drove him herself (from out of town).
What the fuck is happening.